Finally got the wife preggers (Yes, on purpose!)

Myhairygrundle

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Been trying for about a year...

I can't tell anyone around here (Houston) cause it's too early, but took a pregnancy test this morning and looks like my sperms work!

 

flyerfan116

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well i'll have to post my standard response...whenever a wackbagger procreates the baby jebus cries...congrats on making jesus cry right before his birfdae














but seriously congrats fella:action-sm
 

Cromwell

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Congrats.

I remember when I set out to make my kids - I cleaned up - worked out hard - and pounded the missus every night.

Ah, good times, good times . . . . :icon_mrgr
 

Chino Kapone

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Congrats! Name it Chino!
 

Ego

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You don't have the full horizontal line. Could be a false alarm. Better go to the doc to be sure.
 
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Congrats!

Do anything you ever wanted to do now before they start taking over your lives.
 

Ego

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Doc Marten, paging Doc Marten. You're needed in the stairwell.
 

Myhairygrundle

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You don't have the full horizontal line. Could be a false alarm. Better go to the doc to be sure.

I thought that too, but then figured out that the horizontal like is the control and the vertical line is the one that shows pregnant. We had enough negative tests, but forgot which line was the important one.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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I thought that too, but then figured out that the horizontal like is the control and the vertical line is the one that shows preggers. We had enough negative tests, but forgot which line was the important one.
I'd still go to the doctor & have it confirmed by a blood test, just to be on the safe side hun. Either that or get the stick that says 'yes' or 'no' to double check.
 

flyerfan116

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I'd still go to the doctor & have it confirmed by a blood test, just to be on the safe side hun
true dat...and stop saying fucking PREGGERS what are you writing a gossip column....preganant, knocked up...anything but preggers makes you sound like a fagggot
 

Myhairygrundle

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true dat...and stop saying fucking PREGGERS what are you writing a gossip column....preganant, knocked up...anything but preggers makes you sound like a fagggot
Corrected just to make you happy. Plan on going to the Dr. next week. But the period is 7 days late...so looking pretty good so far.
 

tonypop

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Congratulations. I hope your baby is a healthy one.
 

Razor Roman

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you're just trying to steal attention from Dave and Casey having a baby. But at least now we all know abortion, miscarriage, and retardation jokes are off limits, so... lucky you!

Seriously man, good luck. Being a dad has to be one of the greatest blessings ever and I can't wait until I'm one some day.