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Fireworks accident decapitates Fargo man

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  1. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Darwin strikes again!

     
  2. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Tears came from my eyes picturing this. Maybe because I imagined him doing that weird grabby hands thing Jason's moms did at the end of F13 1.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    This story has it all, Fargo, head explosions, fuck, even Chris Hanson. Tons of low hanging fruit. Scanners it is.

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  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Sucks to be him.
     
  5. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Not to mention this line:

    I only play a medical examiner on the internet but I'm going with "decapitation" as cause of death...
     
  6. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    The idiot probably stood over the tube too long after he lit it, or came back and looked down it.
    A pound of projectile going a couple hundred FPS is going to take a head off.
    Shame people are too stupid to have safe fun with dangerous shit.
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Professional fireworks can still make oopsies.

    Was at a 4th of July party and a six inch motar prematurely detonated (50' out of the tube). The star burst was crazy. A few of the VN vets started flashingback, too. Good times.
     
  8. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Nope. I think he's dead.
     
  9. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    There's more to life than a giant firework, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
     
  10. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    No shit. It's pretty obvious what killed him.
    What's left to determine? A toxicology report?

    He lived in a trailer park in North Dakota.
    Of course he was probably drunk.
     
  11. mkrochmaln

    mkrochmaln Registered User

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    "Holy shit, d'you see that fuckin' head come apart, man?"
     
  12. Hoagie

    Hoagie I suggest you tread lightly
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    By the description of the first one he lit off it actually sounds like they were blast simulators and not fireworks. The military uses blast simulators to simulate the sound of tank and artillery shells exploding on a battlefield during training.
     
  13. DeltaPin

    DeltaPin Well-Known Member
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    At least he died doing what he loved; separating his head from his body.
     
  14. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    God (the flying spaghetti monster - all praise his garlicy goodness) hates trailer parks. He sends the tornadoes there first. I know I'm not the only one on here that would love to see video of this mobile home dweller getting his head blown off.
     
  15. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Quarter stick?
     
  16. chumpy

    chumpy No hopes of repair
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    better than a woodchipper.
     

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