Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Party Rooster, Jul 6, 2011.
Darwin strikes again!
Tears came from my eyes picturing this. Maybe because I imagined him doing that weird grabby hands thing Jason's moms did at the end of F13 1.
This story has it all, Fargo, head explosions, fuck, even Chris Hanson. Tons of low hanging fruit. Scanners it is.
Sucks to be him.
Not to mention this line:
I only play a medical examiner on the internet but I'm going with "decapitation" as cause of death...
The idiot probably stood over the tube too long after he lit it, or came back and looked down it.
A pound of projectile going a couple hundred FPS is going to take a head off.
Shame people are too stupid to have safe fun with dangerous shit.
Professional fireworks can still make oopsies.
Was at a 4th of July party and a six inch motar prematurely detonated (50' out of the tube). The star burst was crazy. A few of the VN vets started flashingback, too. Good times.
Nope. I think he's dead.
There's more to life than a giant firework, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
No shit. It's pretty obvious what killed him.
What's left to determine? A toxicology report?
He lived in a trailer park in North Dakota.
Of course he was probably drunk.
"Holy shit, d'you see that fuckin' head come apart, man?"
By the description of the first one he lit off it actually sounds like they were blast simulators and not fireworks. The military uses blast simulators to simulate the sound of tank and artillery shells exploding on a battlefield during training.
At least he died doing what he loved; separating his head from his body.
God (the flying spaghetti monster - all praise his garlicy goodness) hates trailer parks. He sends the tornadoes there first. I know I'm not the only one on here that would love to see video of this mobile home dweller getting his head blown off.
better than a woodchipper.