First ‘Heartless’ Man: You Don’t Really Need A Heart, Or A Pulse

Buster H

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sounds really cool. Nice party trick too. See? No pulse!!!


It might suck if you got knocked unconscious though. EMT's would assume your heart has stopped and begin performing CPR. Since there is no heart in his chest, it wouldn't do a damned thing.

I wonder if there is a turbo mode for when you are exercising? I could win the fucking Tour de France! Just crank that thing up to 10x the flow and head off!!
 

Hudson

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sounds really cool. Nice party trick too. See? No pulse!!!


It might suck if you got knocked unconscious though. EMT's would assume your heart has stopped and begin performing CPR. Since there is no heart in his chest, it wouldn't do a damned thing.

I wonder if there is a turbo mode for when you are exercising? I could win the fucking Tour de France! Just crank that thing up to 10x the flow and head off!!
Fick that. If we spark the guy we will kill him.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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No heart or pulse, but you still need blood flow.

It's impressive, but the title is misleading.
 

lajikal

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Leave it to wackbaggers to downplay the first ever heartless man in human history.