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First ‘Heartless’ Man: You Don’t Really Need A Heart, Or A Pulse

Discussion in 'Science, Math, History and Language Studies' started by mr. sin, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. Buster H

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    sounds really cool. Nice party trick too. See? No pulse!!!


    It might suck if you got knocked unconscious though. EMT's would assume your heart has stopped and begin performing CPR. Since there is no heart in his chest, it wouldn't do a damned thing.

    I wonder if there is a turbo mode for when you are exercising? I could win the fucking Tour de France! Just crank that thing up to 10x the flow and head off!!
     
  2. Hudson

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    Fick that. If we spark the guy we will kill him.
     
  3. Buster H

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    didn't think about that part either. this thing brings all sorts of unintended consequences.
     
  4. ShooterMcGavin

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    No heart or pulse, but you still need blood flow.

    It's impressive, but the title is misleading.
     
  5. lockjaaaaww

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    Can he get an erection? I assume not.
     
  6. lajikal

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    Leave it to wackbaggers to downplay the first ever heartless man in human history.
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Dick Cheney has no pulse either.
     
  8. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Most of us beat him to it.
     

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