Fishing

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
Mar 21, 2005
298
#2
thank god,,, i thought you killed Heather.
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
Apr 13, 2005
513
#3
When I was 11, I went deepsea fishing down in Florida. Someone caught a blowfish, one without the spines. The first mate took the fish off the hook, dribbled it like a basketball, then hook shotted it out into the ocean.
 

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
Mar 21, 2005
298
#4
few summers ago i caught a 14 foot stingray... Kriekies!!!

took n hour to reel it in ... we just cut the line when we got it to the boat.
 

blotto98

YEAH! Wait. What?
Sep 9, 2005
218
#6
Yeah. this one time at fish camp....
 
Nov 30, 2007
221
#7
I, fish, but, I, will not bait my own hook, or take the fish off the line... Call me pussy, i don't give a fuck.
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Nov 12, 2004
0
#9
I like Fiiisssshhhiiinnngggg!
 

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
Nov 20, 2005
268
#11
MAV and I have some good stories about fishing. The best is when they start sending us PMs.{name}
 

UsedLadBag

Your moms box.
Feb 4, 2005
263
#13
When I was ~8 I got my line caught in some swampy brush right near the shore. I yanked the line and the hook got caught in my 5 year old sisters eyelid. Taa-Dah!
 

maz

TRueWDTer
Feb 16, 2005
693
#14
my buddy's son hooked a duck this summer
the thing was fuckin' flipping out
i was finally able to get it over to the dock and cut the line
as close to it's beak as i could

hope that hook disolves real soon
 

maz

TRueWDTer
Feb 16, 2005
693
#16
once put the boat in the water
without the plug in
after reminding the kid(yeah same kid)
that his only job was to make sure the plug was in
luckily we were able to hook the winch strap up quickly
and pulled it back on the trailer
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
Sep 6, 2002
783
#17
never went fishing before, not really sure why.
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
Apr 27, 2005
438
#18
My dad used to take us down to Cabo San Lucas for Marlin and Tuna fishing. Caught a 200 pound marlin that took about 3 hours to land when I was 16.

Wow, I'm watching a fishing thread. I'm not even fishing, I'm POSTING in a fishing thread
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
Apr 27, 2005
438
#20
once put the boat in the water
without the plug in
after reminding the kid(yeah same kid)
that his only job was to make sure the plug was in
luckily we were able to hook the winch strap up quickly
and pulled it back on the trailer
Boat Plug?
 

mayor menino

all around nice guy
Nov 23, 2004
0
#21
once caught a 14 footer off montauk. took two barrels to bring him down
 

Deadbent

You can go fuck.
Aug 19, 2005
508
#22
Capsized boats, fishing amongst dead bodies, a shotgunned turtle who poked his head above water at the wrong, wrong time, dynamite, hooks stuck in cheeks and pulled out as the line tries to cast, yeah, I've got stories.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
Jan 14, 2002
898
#24
My friend talked us into going out on a Charter Boat on New Years Day...None of us caught a thing..think the boat guys were pissed at us
 

Arch Stanton

It's all about the funny!
Nov 22, 2004
663
#25
727 pound Blue Marlin off of the Big island, Kona in Hawaii. Not one hit all day except for nice size Bonita Tuna we caught for bait fish.

Then, it was fish on. Saw it jump entirely out of the water and then do the tail fin dance later. 2 1/2 hours to land it. 5 guys changed out. The colors when the thing expired were amazing.