Florida Man Angry Over Election Results Writes ‘Fuck Obama’ on His Will Before Taking His Own Life

Dec 8, 2004
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A Florida tanning salon owner is believed to have taken his own life after becoming inconsolable over President Obama's reelection.

64-year-old Henry Hamilton of Key West was found dead last Thursday next to two empty prescription bottles.

His will was also found nearby; the words "fuck Obama" were reportedly scrawled over it.

"[He was] very upset about the election results," Hamilton's partner Michael Cossey told police officer Anna Dykes.

It was Cossey and another police officer who found Hamilton's body in the bedroom of the South Roosevelt Boulevard condo the couple shared.

Hamilton had been "very stressed about his business," said Cossey who last spoke with Hamilton on election night.

Dykes said in her report that the bottles discovered at the scene were for Xanax, which is used to treat anxiety, and Seroquel, an antipsychotic often given to individuals with schizophrenia, but is also used in the treatment of depression.
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Pigdango

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Jun 22, 2004
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Something fishy about this one. Does the partner get the business in the will?
 

Begbie

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Damn...I never knew SF moved to Florida to open a tanning salon.

Poor, poor mod. RIP.
 

fletcher

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Good riddance to the lunatic. I dont really think he should have blamed the POTUS for his obviously poor decision making skills but either way one less crazy Floridian is fine by me.
 

LiddyRules

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fletcher

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If you live in southern Florida and pay for a tanning salon you should just kill yourself. For real.
 
Jun 14, 2004
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The less GOPer, the human species just got stronger.
 
Oct 16, 2002
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Why do you think he's gay?
"[He was] very upset about the election results," Hamilton's partner Michael Cossey told police officer Anna Dykes.

It was Cossey and another police officer who found Hamilton's body in the bedroom of the South Roosevelt Boulevard condo the couple shared
I don't think they mean business partner Liddy.
 

Ballbuster1

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Hmmm the salon is still open and streaming I guess an outside view...

http://duvalsquaretropicaltan.com/
Not an outside view. The wife and I go to the keys every year
and usually visit Key West for a day or 2. Duvall St doesn't sit on
the water. That's probably a beach cam near the airport or the
NAS airport on the southern shore.

http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

I'm surprised the twink didn't support obammer.
Most Key West residents tend to lean in that direction.
 
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A gay Republican in Key West killed himself... I saw this coming.