Florida Man Calls 911 80 Times Asking For Pot, Burgers And Kool-Aid

Dec 8, 2004
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Jarvis Sutton is accused of calling 911 80 times in one day asking for a delivery of burgers, Kool-Aid and marijuana.
ST. PETERSBURG — Jarvis Sutton said he wanted three things Sunday: food, drink, and drugs. He asked the wrong people for help getting those items, though. Police said Sutton, 34, of St. Petersburg, called 911 approximately 80 times on Sunday. "The defendant admitted to calling 911 because he 'wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him,' " an officer wrote in an affidavit. Sutton never got those things. Instead, he was booked into the Pinellas County Jail. On the way there, he started chewing foam attached to the metal caging in the back of the police cruiser, an officer wrote. Sutton faces a charge of misusing the 911 system, and was in jail Tuesday in lieu of $150 bail.
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NuttyJim

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Seems legit.

I know when I get a hankering for a joint, a motherfucking cheeseburger and some tasty Kool aid I always call 911.

Fuck, I haven't had Kool Aid in a long time. I use to drink that and Tang.
 

NuttyJim

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I also see a TV movie on BET made by Tyler Perry featuring Anthony Anderson in the starring role in this tragic tale about a starvin brother in search of a cheeseburger and some Red Drank being harassed by The Man.
 

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But did he stop following his craving like the police officers who answer 911 calls said to?