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Florida women frighten off intruder by chanting ‘Jesus’

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The power of Christ compels you!! The power of Christ compels you!! The power of Christ compels you!!

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  2. samurai

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    Her name was Roberta Paulson...Her name was Roberta Paulson...Her name was Roberta Paulson
     
  3. tysonpunchinguterus

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    I think it's more likely that he thought he wandered in on some cult that was going to use him as some sort of ritualistic sacrifice so he ran for his life.

    On a lighter note, what are the odds that someone reads this story and uses the same technique when in a similar situation but winds up getting shot in the face?
     
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I use Jesus to stop intruders as well. Of course, Jesus is what I named my gun.
     
  5. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    I'm gonna guess here that the guy didn't want to hurt anybody and just wanted the money, and when you crazy bitches started saying Jesus... he realized he wasn't going to get the money and bolted. No angels were involved.
     
  6. Falldog

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    This is what happens when you keep guns away from crazy people.
     

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