Discussion in 'Current Events' started by KRSOne, May 26, 2012.
By Daniel Miller
PUBLISHED: 04:32 EST, 26 May 2012 | UPDATED: 07:22 EST, 26 May 2012
And Kirk, with that post, you're now absolutely being watched by the great owl in the sky. I think for your own safety you should go off the grid completely for at least five years.
Oh noes, Meth Lab? The Breaking Bad Facebook page must have an entire team sifting through it.
That writer really likes to use the word "force," don't he?
"Leak," "Mudslide," and "Crest"? Oh no. Now the government is going to target people who had a fun night out, took a piss, and brushed their teeth.
Don't say bomb on an airplane
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Seriously, with all this shit that gets said around here, I'd be disappointed if the everyone here wasn't on some list or another.
With a list like that, anyone that has posted anything on the internet is in a database of some kind.
They didn't even use the right definition of DDOS. It's distributed denial of service, asshats.
Not to mention my story about being strained in a hail storm while visiting San Diego. I was driving and almost crashed. There were delays across the interstate, service disruptions, and black outs all throughout the area. I was going to collapse because I couldn't log onto my social media sites. And to make matters worse, I got food poisoning from bad pork.
And we are all on a list. Fenrir is our official government liaison.