Foods you Can't Eat

ShooterMcGavin

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For one reason or another, be it heart disease or allergies or whatever, what foods can't you eat?

I can eat all of them. I'm just curious.
 

CousinDave

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Eggs and milk. I can eat them as ingredients in something ice cream, cheese, lemon meringue pie, etc... but give me an egg whether scrambled, hard boiled, Egg McMuffin, etc... or a glass of milk and I'm throwing up.

Also shellfish.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Just about any fish. The thought of it turns my stomach.
 

mikeybot

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Seafood and peanuts both make me gag and immediately spit them out.
 

ruckstande

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Raisins ruin everything. I get nauseous if I accidently eat something with raisins. The smell of a walnut instantly turns my stomach.
 

TheDrip

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Raw onion (or large chunks of cooked onion), egg salad, macaroni salad, salmon.

No allergies, or anything like that. I just find them all absolutely disgusting. With the onion, it's a simply a texture thing, finely diced & cooked fresh onion, minced and/or onion powder is perfectly fine by me.
 

LiddyRules

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Raisins (I like grapes, I like dried cranberries, but raisins make me sick.)
Gum (I find it nauseating)
 
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I pretty much eat everything, but the thought of eating Coleslaw makes me sick.
I've tried it many times, and spit it out.

I love salads, all types, but there's something about the combo in slaw that makes me gag.
 

Sunsetspawn

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Sucralose FUCKS my shit up. That's Splenda for all you fuckwads that don't know what the fuck you're putting into your bodies.

Aspartame shit-talk is propaganda.
 
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Sucralose FUCKS my shit up. That's Splenda for all you fuckwads that don't know what the fuck you're putting into your bodies.

Aspartame shit-talk is propaganda.
Have you ever had anything with Olestra in it?
I picked up the wrong can of Pringles once, they were like fat free or something with olestra.
I literally couldn't leave to house for a day.

My ass was leaking
 

THE FEZ MAN

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clams, i got food poisoning from them years ago and even the smell of them makes me gag. im not alergic just that one time i got so sick i never fully got over it
 
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clams, i got food poisoning from them years ago and even the smell of them makes me gag. im not alergic just that one time i got so sick i never fully got over it
That's the fucking worst... I'm still that way with cinnamon Aftershock from an incident when I was a stupid teenager doing shots. Think snorting Goldschlager. Fucking horrendous.
 

Party Rooster

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That's the fucking worst... I'm still that way with cinnamon Aftershock from an incident when I was a stupid teenager doing shots. Think snorting Goldschlager. Fucking horrendous.
I'm that way with gin. Got hammered on my dad's Beefeater as a teenager (and mixed it with Coke) and puked in my friend's car. The smell of gin makes me gag.
 

The Sarge

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Anything containing mono sodium glutamate. Anyone who cooks with it and uses the "flavor enhancer" excuse is doing it wrong.
 

Off-White-Power

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This will sound strange but I can no longer eat hamburgers cooked on the grill (burgers without the grease squashed out) but am okay with fast food burgers. Also no greasy pizza. Both of these put me out of commission for a couple of days.
 

AmberLee

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I used to love rice krispes but in 2nd grade i broke my arm in half pretty much and was in the hospital for a month. I refused to eat any hospital food, I would only eat rice krispes and so now I can't even think about eating them. I have no problem with treats though.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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what is sad about me and the clams is that i used to love them, i could sit down and eat a million little necks..... that is what got me in trouble, i ordered them at a local bar one night and got at least two bad ones, i was kind of drunk and didn't notice they were bad. i threw up so much and was so sick my girlfriend (then wife/xwife) was going to take me to the ER, she probably should have. since then i have tried to eat them many times and last time i actually did eat one, then about 20 seconds after i got it down i promptly threw it up to the amusement of all those around me.
 

fletcher

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That's the fucking worst... I'm still that way with cinnamon Aftershock from an incident when I was a stupid teenager doing shots. Think snorting Goldschlager. Fucking horrendous.
I never got sick on the stuff, but once at a New Years party a bunch of us (drunk teenagers for the most part) decided to break the bottle to get the sugar at the bottom. Clear sugar crystals + clear glass shards = Russian roulette. Luck was on our side that night.

On topic: fish. The smell, the texture, whatever it is I cant bring myself to eat the stuff. When people eat lobster I have to fight off the gagging.
 

Stormrider666

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I can't eat shrimp. I had a bad experience once after eating some and I don't know if it was because I was allergic or it was food poisoning. However I can eat crabs, lobster, and crawfish with no problems. It sucks too because sometimes I'll see a dish containing shrimp and it looks really good.

I don't like eating raw tomatoes because of their texture and they are never consistent in quality no matter where you go.
 

Dikbag

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This. Grilled onions I can deal with, but the shitty steamed onions they put on McD's hamburgers makes me fucking vomit.
This is why I can never eat MD burgers. The savages that work there get those shitty diced onions all over the place so even if you order w/o onions you always end up with at least one on your burger. I usually find it about the 2nd or 3rd bite and want to drive back and throw it through the window.
 

Stig

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Bananas. I'm allergic and so is my mom.
 

AmberLee

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This. Grilled onions I can deal with, but the shitty steamed onions they put on McD's hamburgers makes me fucking vomit.
I hate all onions. Especially large chunks. Barf. Strangely though I can't get enough of those goddamn onion straws at Red Robin. The ones that come with the whisky river bbq burgers & salads. I crave them daily and I don't understand it.