Former 1st Lady Betty Ford dead


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Lived to 93. Can't bitch about that.

Betty Ford, wife of former President Gerald Ford and the founder of the Betty Ford Center for substance abuse and addiction, has died at age 93.
In public, she was one of the most visible and outspoken first ladies in history. In private, she triumphed over serious personal adversity.
She was married to Gerald Ford for 58 years. Shortly after becoming president in 1974, Ford said, "I am indebted to no man and to only one woman, my dear wife."

Shot slam in your honor, Betty.


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They should name a subtance abuse clinic after her or sumthin'


Darkness always says hello.
Im having a drink to the old cunt right now.

Vaya con dios, you teetotalering old twat.


I guess God needed rehab.
Good lady. Ford was a disaster as president, but they were always classy folks. Glad she made it as long as she did.


What's black and white and red all over?
Former 1st Lady Betty Ford dead
Former 1st Lady Betty Ford was still alive?

I guess this means a couple of Secret Service guys are out of work now.


A Bigly Bad Hombre.
I'm assuming she didn't die doing what she loved.

No, she gave it up years ago. But tonight, I plan to die doing what she loved.

Well, not necessarily die. But I won't feel good tomorrow.