Fran Drescher Claims She was Abducted by Aliens

ShooterMcGavin

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Wasn't sure if I should put this in CE or Movie forum, but here ya go.

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Fran Drescher believes she was abducted by aliens. Is the actress being serious about her UFO claim?

She believes it.

She claims that long before they were married, both she and her ex-husband Peter Marc Jacobson were abducted by aliens on separate occasions and in separate locations.

"You know, it's funny because Peter and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads," Drescher told the Huffington Post recently.

"We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It's the exact same scar on the exact same spot."

According to the report, Jacobson is slightly more skeptical about the incident, explaining that Fran's scar is likely from a drill bit or burn.

"I said to him, that's what the aliens programmed us to think," Drescher said.

"But really, that's where the chip is."

Drescher currently has a TV Land series called "Happily Divorced" that was renewed for another season.

Cue the rep - Drescher's rep had no immediate comment regarding the quotes.
 

afternoonquil

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Seems possible.


Hopefully they were tidy aliens and not like those slobs from Fire in the Sky. those assholes invented interstellar space travel but can't use a fuckin' tissue?

Egads I say.
 

afternoonquil

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Oh and I jerked off to her at least 50 times in high school.
 

f kane

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Being ***** by a negro right in front of her husband must have been traumatic. PTSD?
 

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Speaking of Hollywood Kights:

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I don't know why, but that old man in that clip always cracked me up.
 

LiddyRules

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Of all our celebrities, her?

Wasn't the scar thing an ongoing plot in the X-Files?

Oh Mr. Sheffblorg!

Maybe it was future Madeline Zima.
 

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I bet the matching scars are vaccination scars. Dummies gonna dum.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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She was very badly :rap:d, you see.