Free Krispy Kreme Donuts on Talk Like A Pirate Day


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Free Krispy Kreme Donuts on Talk Like A Pirate Day
Submitted by NewsGuy on September 19th, 2013 – Flag this news as inappropriate
Category: Food

Ahoy, Matey! Sept. 19 is International "Talk Like A Pirate Day" and Krispy Kreme Donuts is celebrating the occasion by offering free glazed donuts to anyone who talks like a pirate in any of their US and Canada stores on Thursday.

Not satisfied with just one free donut?

Dress up like a pirate and you'll walk out with a dozen!

Krispy Kreme even helps with a downloadable PDF Pirate Patch cutout, which, when worn with at least two other pirate gear items (Pirate Hat, Bandana, Costume Hook, Pirate Shirt, Peg-Leg, Parrot, Knickers) ensures the dozen glazed donut booty.

It's not clear what Krispy Kreme has to do with pirates, but, hey, who cares? We're talking free donuts here me Bucko!

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
Oh well.

I don't have one close enough to make it worth it. I'm not about to drive 30 minutes each way for a free donut.