Free Krispy Kreme Donuts on Talk Like A Pirate Day

BIV

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Free Krispy Kreme Donuts on Talk Like A Pirate Day
Submitted by NewsGuy on September 19th, 2013 – Flag this news as inappropriate
Category: Food

Ahoy, Matey! Sept. 19 is International "Talk Like A Pirate Day" and Krispy Kreme Donuts is celebrating the occasion by offering free glazed donuts to anyone who talks like a pirate in any of their US and Canada stores on Thursday.

Not satisfied with just one free donut?

Dress up like a pirate and you'll walk out with a dozen!

Krispy Kreme even helps with a downloadable PDF Pirate Patch cutout, which, when worn with at least two other pirate gear items (Pirate Hat, Bandana, Costume Hook, Pirate Shirt, Peg-Leg, Parrot, Knickers) ensures the dozen glazed donut booty.

It's not clear what Krispy Kreme has to do with pirates, but, hey, who cares? We're talking free donuts here me Bucko!
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Sinn Fein

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Oh well.

I don't have one close enough to make it worth it. I'm not about to drive 30 minutes each way for a free donut.