FU Adam and Eve.com ads

jnoble

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#1
I turn that breathy sounding bitch with the over-the-top "sexy" voice off at least three times a day during the O&A commerical breaks. Plus the audio was badly produced, every word she says that ends with an 's' make my speakers crackle
 

Cunt Smasher

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I turn that breathy sounding bitch with the over-the-top "sexy" voice off at least three times a day during the O&A commerical breaks. Plus the audio was badly produced, every word she says that ends with an 's' make my speakers crackle
X2. And what exactly the fuck is so sexy you can't mention it on the same show that did wiffle bat challenge? All xm commercials suck cock.



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JoeyDVDZ

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The over the top sexy voice actually does the exact opposite to me, and makes me want to crack her skull with a ball peen hammer.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

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X2. And what exactly the fuck is so sexy you can't mention it on the same show that did wiffle bat challenge? All xm commercials suck cock.
I called in the FU line right when they first started airing the commercials in 2005 and the lady just sounded FAAAAAAAAT. Big surprise it never made the air.
 
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#6
Still not as bad as "Tell them about the discount Harry"...
 

Stig

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#7
They do one aimed at women where the woman doing the voice-over speaks in a normal, non-annoying voice. Why can't we have her in the other A&E ads?
 

icculus1284

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They have gifts so sensual they can't even mention it on the air.
 

TrashyMags

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Or fucking BelRay. "You know what you've got between your legs...." Piss off.
 

jnoble

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#12
Or fucking BelRay. "You know what you've got between your legs...." Piss off.
This one too. I hate the voice the guy uses. Motorcycles are like your cock. WE GET IT!
I turn that one off immediatly as well
 

starfsckers inc

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To be fair, I've heard the same "we can't mention it on the radio" ad on FM radio before.

So, fuck these clowns for not offering up different radio spots for satellite and terrestrial. I can't reach my radio fast enough when this ad comes on.
 

Psychopath

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I hate her voice, she lisps in the middle of it and the way she says dvd's is enraging.