Ok, So my wifes aunt, her boyfriend is one of these cock suckers. In a Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggg Way. No matter what we yalk about, he has done it, only 10 times better. I could tell this clueless shitdick that I slept with a chinese, albino, 1 armed midget and he would tell me that he had a 3 some with the same. I went hunting with this asshole 2 years ago, and all he talked about was how he let 27 deer go by him during Bow season. Yet during gun season, we saw 1 deer, on 200 acres. Last saturday he comes over with my wifes aunt, for my kids b-day party. First words out of his hole... "where's my beer, If you were at my house I'd have greeted you with a beer". I says to him "Your full of shit douche bag, Anytime I come to your house, I bring my own because you drink shit beer". Anywho... Now this fuckstick is on his way over, so my wife can dye her aunts hair. There goes my Friday night. Be in the drinkin thread in no time.