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BCNRamon

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Hey they won't let me make a new thread yet, but here's an FU to a bill collector who called both my MOTHER and my NEIGHBOR today and said that there had been an accident with my wife, and needed my cell phone number right away to call me.

Neither fell for it luckily, altho my cunt of a stepmother gave my number out about a week ago.

If you want to talk to the scumbitch whore who pulled this stunt on my mother, her number is (REMOVED). She sounded like her name was probably Shaniqua.
 

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First of all, here's your own thread.

Secondly, I believe they are subject to some regulations and that tactic of faking a family emergency may very well be illegal. You may have some recourse.

Third, don't post someone's phone number here ever again - no matter who it is.
 

JimsInfectedEye

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Find out everything about them and countersue them. What they did was highly illegal.
 

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Here's a concept: Pay the fucking bill and they won't need to call you anymore. Problem solved.
 

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Hey they won't let me make a new thread yet, but here's an FU to a bill collector who called both my MOTHER and my NEIGHBOR today and said that there had been an accident with my wife, and needed my cell phone number right away to call me.

Neither fell for it luckily, altho my cunt of a stepmother gave my number out about a week ago.

If you want to talk to the scumbitch whore who pulled this stunt on my mother, her number is (REMOVED). She sounded like her name was probably Shaniqua.
#1- Don't even bother trying to go after whoever did this. These bill collectors are professional scumbags who know this game FAR better than you do. You won't win, and you CAN'T win.

#2- Pay your bills.
 

Smokezilla

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QFT, I think Shaniqua is trying to pay hers........ It is a job......
And if Baby'sDaddy would pay his fucking child support, she wouldn't have to work at all.:D


By the way, I do Collections for a living. . . YES, I am a shithead. . . It's what I'm good at!!!
 

JimsInfectedEye

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#1- Don't even bother trying to go after whoever did this. These bill collectors are professional scumbags who know this game FAR better than you do. You won't win, and you CAN'T win.
This is incorrect. Some are shady and will do anything possible to get their money, including breaking the law. They have to abide by collection practices administered by the government - there are cases of collection agencies being successfully sued by the very people they're trying to collect from.

#2- Pay your bills.
This is correct.
 
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first time I've heard of that kind of shit... who the fuck do they think they are? Dog? :icon_mrgr
 

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you haven't heard about NS because you pay your bills. People who don't pay their bills for long periods of time get calls from collections agents. If you keep avoiding their calls & ignoring their letters, they'll try another way to reach you which includes calling family & neighbors looking for a different number or some other means of contacting you.
 

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Listen - I will not be holier than thou and preach about paying bills on time. I have fallen behind from time to time. Get caller ID and do not answer your phone if you do not know who it is.


I will call bullshit on this one by making two points. First how did they get your neighbor's phone number ??
Come on now.

Second, if they did call your neighbor, how stupid are they to give out your cell phone number to a stranger.


me thinks you have a hard on for whoever's number you posted and was looking for some help.
 
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Listen - I will not be holier than thou and preach about paying bills on time. I have fallen behind from time to time. Get caller ID and do not answer your phone if you do not know who it is.


I will call bullshit on this one by making two points. First how did they get your neighbor's phone number ??
Come on now.

Second, if they did call your neighbor, how stupid are they to give out your cell phone number to a stranger.


me thinks you have a hard on for whoever's number you posted and was looking for some help.
Lexis Nexus database... they can find your second cousins neighbors roomate if they wanted to
 
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Damn, you just been powned!
 

Dopie Opie

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Lexis Nexus database... they can find your second cousins neighbors roomate if they wanted to
This is a database used by the legal field, hardly bill collectors. And I will stand by my second statement that if your neighbor is giving out your cell phone, you need new neighbors.
 
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't know my neighbors by anything other than first names. And they don't know my phone numbers, and I don't know theirs. Living next to someone doesn't mean you have to be friends.
 

Smokezilla

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This is a database used by the legal field, hardly bill collectors. And I will stand by my second statement that if your neighbor is giving out your cell phone, you need new neighbors.
LexusNexus and some others LOVE bill collectors. . . I can find you unless you move under a rock somewhere with no utilities. I use a pay service on my job. . . If there's collateral on your debt, chances are your lender may have financed VSI with your contract. . . This is basically the Lender's insurance against your NOT keeping your insurance paid-up. Those fuckers will also chase your ass down in ways that even I can't fathom at times. . . Fucking pitbulls on a steak, my friends. . . They're called "skip-tracers" and they're really fucking good at what they do.
 

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Listen - I will not be holier than thou and preach about paying bills on time. I have fallen behind from time to time. Get caller ID and do not answer your phone if you do not know who it is.
Falling a little behind on your bills will only get you a call from the first tier of dunners... those guys are sweethearts compared to what's in store for you if your account becomes seriously delinquent. If that happens, the sweethearts will sell your debt for pennies on the dollar to some serious demons... THESE are the people who will call your neighbors, your employer, everyone in your entire family... shit, one of their favorite tricks is to call your granny and grampy in THE FUCKING NURSING HOME. I shit you not... they do it.

Sure... debt collectors are required to adhere to the guidelines of "The Fair Debt Collection Practices Act", and most debt collection entities do... but, the companies who buy up seriously delinquent accounts could give two shits... they laugh at lawsuit threats... they're boiler rooms- companies which are often run out of somebody's basement. They change names and phone numbers on a monthly basis, good luck pinning down who and where they even are let alone slapping them with a lawsuit.

I will call bullshit on this one by making two points. First how did they get your neighbor's phone number ??
Mapquest and a phone book. It's really that simple.

Dave Ramsey is a great source of info on how the debt collection game works. He hates the bastards, but he'll tell you that the best way to get a debt collector off your back is to acknowledge your debt, and work out a settlement... aka 'pay up'. Dodging the debt collectors will only dig you deeper into the hole.
 

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Try catching me bitches hahahahahahha,,,,I avoided them for a long time untill I was ready to pay them. I moved from Boston, to Florida, to Cape Cod,,,it took forever for them to catch me and even had some douch call me who was trying to be "mr tough guy" on the phone,,,I laughed and hung up