FU car door hitting denting douches

kidconnor

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I just got a new truck about 2 months ago. Traded my 93 bronco in, which was rusting to nothing, because I found a 95 bronco with 54000 miles and no accidents. It's an old truck but the body was done. No rust dents or scratches. It looks nice.

At work sometimes I park side by side like in a parking lot.. I don't know what its called. Sometimes there are cop cars next to me and sometimes there are peoples personal cars. When I go to stores I have to park side by side too sometimes. I have only parked like that about 15 times over 2 months.. when I can I parallel park and in lots I park away from the store with no one next to me. Sometimes I have no choice but to park next to people side by side...

I counted about 4 or 5 dents on my sides and one nice long scratch. Fucking non caring throw your door open and slam the next car next to you assholes. I know cops don't give a shit about the car because its not theirs. Doesn't excuse denting my car though fucking shitheads. Fucking cops.. I know its definitely happened at work a few times and I am sure 1 or 2 dents are from parking in store lots.

I want to invent something to hang on your door which protects the side of your car. Like those bumper things. Put it on when you park and take it off when you leave. If it sticks on with magnets or hangs from the door frame.. I don't care. Please take this idea and make yourself millions.. just give me a couple of grand when you make a success out of it.

The other thing I can use is a sniper rifle but killing someone for denting your car because they are inconsiderate scumbags isn't a justifiable offense.

Fuck whoever dented my car and fuck whoever does it to other peoples cars.. I only ask god to protect me and my family AND to let me catch someone denting my car with their door just once..... fuck it I will protect my family just give me one person who does it...
 

kidconnor

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I will definitely look into it.. figured there would be something out there.

I hate the dents. A lot.. but the idea that someone slams their door open without giving a shit about the car next to them infuriates me. Granted my car is a little wider than most and I try to give both cars next to me enough room to get in and out.. but I am aware of the cars next to me. I keep them in mind when parking and getting out.. for those that don't.. fuck them.

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mills

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I want to invent something to hang on your door which protects the side of your car. Like those bumper things. Put it on when you park and take it off when you leave. If it sticks on with magnets or hangs from the door frame.. I don't care. Please take this idea and make yourself millions.. just give me a couple of grand when you make a success out of it.
Ever wonder why they replaced all the black rubber front/rear bumpers with plastic-coated styrofoam pieces of shit? The rubber ones were a pretty fucking good idea.

I can't count the number of dents and scratches on my car. The paint job's holding up, but it's starting to look like the moon. 90% are from the dozens of little savages who throw a party on the street every day next to where I park.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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I've had wind gusts blow my door into other peoples vehicles.

I blame Mother Nature...
 

Fustercluck

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If i am parked evenly between the lines and you come along and put your passenger side tires on the line, and there is more difficulty than necessary to now get in my Xterra, your car is sooooo fucked. If i have to get in from my passenger side, your car will be on fire when you return.
 

Creasy Bear

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Here's my foolproof method for dealing with door dents... I don't give a shit.

The happiest day of my life is the day I outgrew caring about the cosmetic condition of the hunk of metal which conveys me from point A to point B.
 

Fustercluck

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yep, I've never owned a brand new car, always at least a year old with some small scratches or dents, it takes all the pressure off. and with all the bouncing around in the dessert that i do, its gonna happen anyways. fucking cacti have wreaked havoc on the lower half of my truck
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i cant describe how much i dont give a flying fuck about a dent smaller than a soft ball.
 

kidconnor

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I never gave a fuck either until I had a car that looked nice enough to give a fuck about. Which, for the first time evar, I have. Once I move further than 5 miles away from work then I will get a shitbox that's gets more than 8 miles a gallon to not give a shit about.
 

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By the time I could afford a nice car, I was wise enough to spend my money on a good car rather than a nice car.
 

kidconnor

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Well I am not as wise. Hell I gave away an 18 year old car for a 16 year old one that gets the same 8 miles a gallon I got before. So I am borderline retarded.

Dents happen. But we're not talking 5 dents in 2 years. It's 5 in 2 months. That's a high level of douchery involved.

I may be retarded but at least I'm courteous.

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Really? You might as well just key your car and save save some teenager the trouble because that is exactly what is going to happen if you put those on your car. Oh and put those on a 95 Bronco at work and you are likely to get downloaded and sent to a desk pending the psych eval.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i tossed a woman out today that wanted me to "fix" a 6"x3/8" "dent" in the rubber bumper of her car i didn't even see it till she made me get on my hands and knees and pointed it out to me. i told her to park it in the sun for a few hours and it will go away she started to bitch about it blaaaaa blaaaaa blaaaaaa i just turned around and walked away. im so fucking sick of dealing with bullshit like that, its so cost ineffective to even be bothered, also if they are going to complain about some horse shit like that what the fuck are they going to complain about when i fix it? fuck em. i wont fix door dings either, i charge a MINIMUM of 400$ per panel for paint work. that doesn't include r&i time or down time of the car (minimum of 3 days) if they are willing to pay my price i will do the work dont get me wrong, i want the money. but your damn well going to pay me for it, i also hate doing work that someone other than the owner is paying for. i am really starting to hate my job....
 

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Well I am not as wise. Hell I gave away an 18 year old car for a 16 year old one that gets the same 8 miles a gallon I got before. So I am borderline retarded.

Dents happen. But we're not talking 5 dents in 2 years. It's 5 in 2 months. That's a high level of douchery involved.

I may be retarded but at least I'm courteous.

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Dude, you live in Brooklyn. You may as well take a sledgehammer to your shit now and get it over with.
 

Chino Kapone

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When I had my ridgeline some liberal cunts were going through town and keying SUV's and trucks. They keyed my ridgeline 3 months into me having it. It was bran fucking new. They keyed it twice in 2 days from the taillight to the headlight. That sucked so bad. I said from that point on, I'd never own a new/nice car. My MINI already had a few scratches and is 7 years old. So scratches and dings still piss me off, but not as bad as with my ridgeline.

Bottom-line is people have no respect for other people's property.