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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by mills, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Or more specifically, FU christmas break.

    There have been about a dozen loudmouth kids right below my window for the last hour and a half playing and screaming their heads off like it's July 15 and it's 95 degrees out. It's fucking 40, I just checked weather.com. There's not a hint of snow. My only conclusion is that they're pumped because today was the last day of school for awhile.

    I really need to get storm windows. Fuck this double-paned, good-enough window shit. Doesn't cut off the noise as well.

    /grumpyoldmills
     
  2. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Dump water out your window on them
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Yell at them to get off your lawn, you crabby bitch.
     
  4. Kugzilla

    Kugzilla Roar. Go: Eagles, Flyers, Philles, Buckeyes, etc.

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    And then run em over in your Grand Torino
     
  5. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Water the lawn, mister miserly.
     
  6. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Boil them in their own own pudding, and bury them with a stake of holly through their hearts, Ebenezer.
     
  7. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I've said it before - I know how ridiculous it is, and I'm ashamed of reacting this way. I'm sure I did the same thing 25 years ago, and it's the right way to grow up. The healthy way. But FUCK it's enraging when you're on the other end.
     
  8. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    im so glad all the kids in my neighborhood are almost grown, and NONE of them talk to my kid. on a side note im DREADING going to walmart tonight, but, i need dog food and if i dont get it soon duncan might just try and eat me if i fall asleep
     
  9. Dikbag

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    You named your dog Duncan? Any reference or reason there. shoulda named him DOC II
     

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