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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by Voss's Tumor, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    Biggest fucking pet peeve. Why u so hard to clean off?!
     
  2. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    The same goes for toothpaste.
     
  3. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    I had a seemingly endless supply of free sample sized 'axe' deodorant that stained every Tshirt I had. I finally bothered to read the ingredients, it was made of hydrogenated palm oil.
    That builds up and won't wash out without extreme heat and lots of detergent. You end up with a thick dark blotch of wax in the pit area.
    Switch to a glycol based gel like Old Spice, won't happen.
     
  4. Voss's Tumor

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    I meant on the outside of the shirt. I can't fucking put a t-shirt on without getting white streaks somewhere on the damn thing. There's literally no method I've ever tried that works.
     
  5. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Rub the white streak against another t shirt or on the inside of the shirt you have on. Works wonders.
     
  6. CousinDave

    CousinDave Registered User

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    I have always had this same problem, I use the Gillette gel antiperspirant and just say the hell with it
     
  7. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Why not use a clear gel?
     
  8. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    I don't know if its just me. But I'll take the powder streak on the shirt over the sticky armpit any day.
     
  9. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    The blue stick. Doesn't leave streaks and isn't sticky. It is the best, the best I tell you!!

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  10. NuttyJim

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    Fixed! :waveyguy:
     
  11. Sinn Fein

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    I use that, or a similar Speedstick product. Works good.
     
  12. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Put your shirt on first. Ta-daa.
     
  13. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    It's the only thing I've used in the past 10 years.
     
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    All I've used for years. Love the stuff.
     
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    Ding, ding, ding!!! Winner!
     
  16. Voss's Tumor

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    I shower every morning, all my stuff's in there. I would like, have to re-arrange my whole routine!
     
  17. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    Oh god I'm allergic as fuck to that shit..
     
  18. Voss's Tumor

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    My wife picked me up the blue Old Spice stick awhile back and it worked shockingly well. I think I'm going to start using it exclusively. I always thought the blue sticks didn't have anti-perspiration, and living in Texas... Yeah, that's a pretty important part, but it did the job very well.

    Right now I have the Old Spice white powder/gel thing that oozes up through the perforated top, and holy shit that stuff turns my whole upper arm area into a white-out flinging permanent marker.
     
  19. metallikat87

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    i have the same shit on a lot of my shirts from my old deodorant, i switched to arrid spray recently, it doesnt seem to do it but it also doesnt work for shit as far as being an anti-perspirant
     
  20. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    Start wearing undershirts, that's what i do when i get stuck with the white stuff the shirt is white already so you'll never even see it
     
  21. Rash Rendering

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    I use the clear gel and I still get this problem every time. It's even worse because you can't tell right away til it dries. You can't do the shirt first then deodorant thing either because then you get the jizzy gel shit all over the underside of the shirt and everywhere but the armpit.
     

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