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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by lockjaaaaww, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    Fell off a ladder and fractured my forearm. It figures all the dangerous stuff I do at work and this is how i get injured, falling off a 6' ladder. I'm on day 1 of no work and I already feel like Captain Willard in the beginning of Apocalypse Now. Workmen's comp has got me covered...I'll have to go stranger for 6-8 weeks.
     
  2. icculus1284

    icculus1284 Registered User

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    You didn't take pictures of your broken arm? You realize you're supposed to do that nowadays, don't you?
     
  3. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Is it your wiping hand? I've tried wiping my ass with the other hand and it feels strange and alien and makes a mess. I fear the loss of my wiper.
     
  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    You should get a helper monkey to tug your root for you. But make sure it's a girl monkey... because a boy monkey jerking you would be gay.
     
  5. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Nah, off hand, overhand is where it's at.
     
  6. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Walk it off deek...

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  7. Mags

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    Fuckin ouch.
     
  8. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Ya was a treat mowing with that... didn't get a cast... got one of those clamp things.... oh pro tip... when you have a farm... don't use a homeowners grade ladder that was left at the house when you bought it to do anything... I eventually bought one of those Little Giant ladders and a double sided 12' contractor grade fiberglass ladder for all my laddering need...
     
  9. izzy izkowitz

    izzy izkowitz Chris Hansen is my hero

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    I snapped my arm 12 years ago and was in a cast for several weeks. I still can't wipe with the right hand after switching. Actually had to cut my hand out of the cast so I could wash after an extra messy wipe one day.
     
  10. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Beware strange vans.
     
  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Broken bones need that time to heal. Not like you can fake an X ray.
     
  12. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    happened Monday and still haven't token a shit yet. Everything has been weird as a lefty, when I finally take a shit I wonder what it's gonna be like using the left hand.
     
  13. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    You'd better take something to soften that stool. Unless you like shitting out eggplant sized rock hard shits.
     
  14. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Especially if he got a script for Vicodin.
     
  15. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    The vicodin is so he can stand the pain of the shit he is about to take.
     
  16. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Dude get some Citracel or some sort of laxative... otherwise you will be seeing your doctor to get dis-impacted.
     
  17. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    he must have died like Elvis since he has not posted for a couple of days

    poor, poor boy
     
  18. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    since everyone is so interested in my shits.


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  19. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    That literally does not matter to most comp lawyers.
     
  20. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Be ready to take a lotta showers to compensate for diminished wiping prowess. Get some plastic bags or something to cover the cast while in there.
     
  21. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    I was miserable wiping after I got a nasty staph infection after engaging in a bout of fisticuffs [​IMG]
     
  22. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Stevethrower's your real name?
     
  23. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Nope...Photo Shopped the name.
     
  24. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    What about the Ins carrier?
     
  25. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Oh literal Stephen Thrower...
     

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