All out of Bubble Gum.
Fell off a ladder and fractured my forearm. It figures all the dangerous stuff I do at work and this is how i get injured, falling off a 6' ladder. I'm on day 1 of no work and I already feel like Captain Willard in the beginning of Apocalypse Now. Workmen's comp has got me covered...I'll have to go stranger for 6-8 weeks.