FU fractured forearm

lockjaaaaww

All out of Bubble Gum.
#1
Fell off a ladder and fractured my forearm. It figures all the dangerous stuff I do at work and this is how i get injured, falling off a 6' ladder. I'm on day 1 of no work and I already feel like Captain Willard in the beginning of Apocalypse Now. Workmen's comp has got me covered...I'll have to go stranger for 6-8 weeks.
 

icculus1284

Registered User
#2
You didn't take pictures of your broken arm? You realize you're supposed to do that nowadays, don't you?
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#3
Is it your wiping hand? I've tried wiping my ass with the other hand and it feels strange and alien and makes a mess. I fear the loss of my wiper.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#4
Fell off a ladder and fractured my forearm. It figures all the dangerous stuff I do at work and this is how i get injured, falling off a 6' ladder. I'm on day 1 of no work and I already feel like Captain Willard in the beginning of Apocalypse Now. Workmen's comp has got me covered...I'll have to go stranger for 6-8 weeks.
You should get a helper monkey to tug your root for you. But make sure it's a girl monkey... because a boy monkey jerking you would be gay.
 
#8
Ya was a treat mowing with that... didn't get a cast... got one of those clamp things.... oh pro tip... when you have a farm... don't use a homeowners grade ladder that was left at the house when you bought it to do anything... I eventually bought one of those Little Giant ladders and a double sided 12' contractor grade fiberglass ladder for all my laddering need...
 

izzy izkowitz

Chris Hansen is my hero
#9
Is it your wiping hand? I've tried wiping my ass with the other hand and it feels strange and alien and makes a mess. I fear the loss of my wiper.
I snapped my arm 12 years ago and was in a cast for several weeks. I still can't wipe with the right hand after switching. Actually had to cut my hand out of the cast so I could wash after an extra messy wipe one day.
 

lockjaaaaww

All out of Bubble Gum.
#12
Is it your wiping hand? I've tried wiping my ass with the other hand and it feels strange and alien and makes a mess. I fear the loss of my wiper.

happened Monday and still haven't token a shit yet. Everything has been weird as a lefty, when I finally take a shit I wonder what it's gonna be like using the left hand.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#13
happened Monday and still haven't token a shit yet. Everything has been weird as a lefty, when I finally take a shit I wonder what it's gonna be like using the left hand.

You'd better take something to soften that stool. Unless you like shitting out eggplant sized rock hard shits.
 
#16
happened Monday and still haven't token a shit yet. Everything has been weird as a lefty, when I finally take a shit I wonder what it's gonna be like using the left hand.
Dude get some Citracel or some sort of laxative... otherwise you will be seeing your doctor to get dis-impacted.
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
#17
he must have died like Elvis since he has not posted for a couple of days

poor, poor boy
 

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
#20
Be ready to take a lotta showers to compensate for diminished wiping prowess. Get some plastic bags or something to cover the cast while in there.
 

Wrecktum

Tounge puncher of fart boxes
#21
I was miserable wiping after I got a nasty staph infection after engaging in a bout of fisticuffs
 
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