FU Gum Poppers

TravisRB69

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Mar 6, 2006
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#1
It is called CHEWING gum. You........CHEW it. You fucking CHEW it, you don't need to do anything extra, you just CHEW the fucking gum.

I understand that your feeble kindergarten little mind is just soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fascinated by air bubbles and the noises that come with them, but guess what? Us grownups here in the real world are NOT fascinated by it. Just chew the fucking gum, don't click it, don't snap it, don't pop it, just fucking CHEW your CHEWING gum. It's really not that hard a concept, really.

I'm sorry but this is worse than nails on the chalkboard for me.
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
Sep 6, 2002
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#4
I'm more annoyed by the people who crack their gum. Never been able to do that but I once heard you need cavities to do that and fortunately I don't. This girl in HS used to do it constantly and it was really irritating
 

Kris_LTRMa

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Nov 17, 2006
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#5
Ice Breakers gum - the sticks, not the cubes - is the best gum for cracking. If I'm in a really bitchy mood, I'll get a pack & crack away just because I know it annoys people.
 

LiddyRules

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Jun 1, 2005
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#6
Such an annoying and disgusting sound.