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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by WMB, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. WMB

    WMB Fagot

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    That god damn fucking heartburn that wakes you up at 3:30 in the morning and is so bad that the spit in your mouth is thick and you can't swallow.

    Fuck I'm tired.
     
  2. Glenn Dandy

    Glenn Dandy THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.

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    jerkoff, that helps me:)
     
  3. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    nexum its the only way
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    It's poison maaan.

    I've been using more natural supplement Refluxamine.

    Less side effects, maaan.
     
  5. Sct Ptersns Twn

    Sct Ptersns Twn Looking 4 a New 1st Mate

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    I have never really had heartburn only sour stomach, that shit sux too.
     
  6. WMB

    WMB Fagot

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    Seriously? 10 seconds and it's gone?
     
  7. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    ive had heart burn so bad that ive eaten the bakeing soda from the fridge.....
     
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Ten seconds might be reaching, but they do work and it helps in getting a full nights sleep without being awakened to a burning throat.

    Plus, no negative side effects, and I've been using it for six months.
     
  9. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I talked to an old rancher who said he had bad heartburn all evening; next thing he knew he was on a chopper to get heart bypass surgery.

    Oh wait, should that have been said in a Kenny voice?
     
  10. TrashyMags

    TrashyMags Registered User

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    Have you thought about getting tested for sleep apena? My BF had awful heartburn for years. Snore that could wake the dead and it drove me nuts. Then he got this machine that helps people with apnea breathe at night (he's not a fat f, his dad and brother and him all have messed up nasal passages and all three have these machines). He went from scarfing Zantec 75 two at a time to no heartburn meds for nine months. If you've got health insurance, they should cover it. Just a thought.
     
  11. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I've taken EVERYTHING,now the only thing that works for me is aciphex,kinda pricey,too.
     

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