FU Heartburn

That god damn fucking heartburn that wakes you up at 3:30 in the morning and is so bad that the spit in your mouth is thick and you can't swallow.

Fuck I'm tired.

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I have never really had heartburn only sour stomach, that shit sux too.


as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
ive had heart burn so bad that ive eaten the bakeing soda from the fridge.....


Seriously? 10 seconds and it's gone?
Ten seconds might be reaching, but they do work and it helps in getting a full nights sleep without being awakened to a burning throat.

Plus, no negative side effects, and I've been using it for six months.


What's black and white and red all over?
I talked to an old rancher who said he had bad heartburn all evening; next thing he knew he was on a chopper to get heart bypass surgery.

Oh wait, should that have been said in a Kenny voice?


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Have you thought about getting tested for sleep apena? My BF had awful heartburn for years. Snore that could wake the dead and it drove me nuts. Then he got this machine that helps people with apnea breathe at night (he's not a fat f, his dad and brother and him all have messed up nasal passages and all three have these machines). He went from scarfing Zantec 75 two at a time to no heartburn meds for nine months. If you've got health insurance, they should cover it. Just a thought.
I've taken EVERYTHING,now the only thing that works for me is aciphex,kinda pricey,too.