FU IKEA PARKING LOT (well, really me)

7cent

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I'm driving around the parking lot and finally find a spot. It was an end spot with the cement pillar thing to the right. I take a bad angle, correct, and realize I'm going to be close but should be alright.. Then I hear the shreeel of metal on metal..

When I checked it out I had a nice dent/scrape on the lower right hand panel. When I checked out the cylendar I saw this was a metal plate thing with two huge bolts sticking out about 2 inches.. Fuck Me..


btw, parked next to a blue car with a WOW sticker. don't see many of them out here, it was the emeryville Ikea..
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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mmmmmmmm, exxxxxcccellent (mr burns)
 

Razor Roman

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Ikea parking lots suck in general. My favorite thing about them is that you can't actually take a cart out to your car It was fun when I went there to buy 120 champagne glasses for my engagement party by myself.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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hey i got mortgage payments to make
 

7cent

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Drive much?


Just sayn. :action-sm

fair enough sir...Talk about feeling like you lost your balls.. First I fuck up my car trying to park.. Then I spend 2 hrs walking around Ikea trying to figure out how I'm going to furnish my new apartment..