- Apr 26, 2005
So I go through the McDonalds drive thru and pick up the usual. Sausage with Cheese McMuffin, no egg. Breakfast Buritto and a Iced Coffee, which is pretty good. But I get my order and take off and find out as usual they fucked up my order again. And this 8 bijillion calorie sandwich called the McGriddle wound up in my bag. I have always sworn this sandwich off and placed it in the same catagory as the KFC Bowl, and made fun of the fat fucks who eat them. Well I was too far away to go back so I unwrapped it and started munching and this thing is fucking orgasmic delicious. It's probably the most tasty thing on the menu and I could actually heart my heart slowing down as I was eating it, but I cound stop. Fuck you McDonalds and fuck you McGriddle. I have now spent three days craving one of these fucking things.