FU, n*****s at Wal-Mart

VMS

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Why is it that when I have to drop into Wally World at midnight on a Friday, in lily-white Mechanicsburg, it is inevitable that I'll get stuck behind at least 2 n****r women with their fucking kids with a cart piled up with crap and they'll spend half an hour saying "oh, take that off, I don't want that" from their total?

Corollary: Why is it that when I drop into a Wal-Mart in black-as-night Harrisburg at 6 am on a Monday, you'd think I was in 1930s Germany? Not a single black person to be found.

YOU HAVE A FUCKING SMART PHONE. IF YOUR WAL-MART BILL IS LIKELY TO CAUSE YOU A PROBLEM, USE THE DAMN CALCULATOR ON THE PHONE, YOU FUCKING CUNTS. Not that you should be in Wal-Mart at midnight any fucking way. You are keeping your kids up at midnight. This is why they can't read or do math, you silly bitches. They don't get a good night's sleep. Yes, that's only a small problem out of many, many problems, but it's not a terribly hard one to fix. You put them to bed, you wake them up, you train them to get used to being awake when the productive world is awake. Not that you are, are you? And your brain (such as it is) isn't working too well at midnight, even though you just woke up about 3 hours ago. Especially if you're poor, don't spend money when your brain isn't functioning. You'll make bad decisions, and you can't afford to make bad decisions with your money.

This is why my relatives on the other side of the planet are going to conquer all of you. Really. I have spent the last few days shepherding around some VIP friends of my uncle. Like, if you wanted to sell China any coal in the last 20 years, you needed this one guy's approval. Worth megabucks, looks for a bargain and spends as little as possible. The incredible contrast between him and the sheboons at Wal-Mart makes me glad that I have the connections to run a satrap when the Chinese take over.

Damn you, all I wanted was a new toothbrush and a few cases of bottled water for tomorrow's interminable drive.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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You think that Wal-Mart is bad, go to the one on 322.

Try going down 83 a bit to the new one in Yocumtown. Probably not spooky yet.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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the only thing worse than a gaggle of sheeboons and there lil chimps running around wallmart is a Chinese guy speaking broken english, arguing with a 16year old retarded cashier over an expired 50ct off coupon on a 3$ item ;)
 

Mags

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#5
I've lived in Brooklyn, NY. Stop whining.
 

Creasy Bear

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Going to Wal-Mart and complaining about the bothersome negroes and retarded people is like going to the North Pole and complaining about the cold.
 
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#7
Prob best to do all your shopping in the morning... or move to Maine. Mind you thinking at midnight probably be bunch of pill heads in front of you... oh well.
 

mikeybot

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Try going to the Walmart in South Philly.
 

CougarHunter

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#9
The potential for crossover in coontacts forum is high.
 

phillyfranko

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Went to the one west of Ocean City MD...in Berlin...bunch of Redneck Sheboons who rarely could read or write ...they were very friendly though...and that was just the employees....Walmart is where opie should make videos...viral everyday.
 

fletcher

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The fuck are all you people going to Walmart for in the first place?
 

Konstantin K

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The fuck are all you people going to Walmart for in the first place?
We can't all afford to shop at those upper-crusty establishments like Target, Mr. Moneybags.
 

Buster H

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I would never get that specific. Don't care if they are at Walmart or not..... Fuck ******s.
 

jnoble

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The fuck are all you people going to Walmart for in the first place?
if nothing else, its fun to point and laugh at the dregs of society that are ALWAYS shopping there. Or working there.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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If I have a problem, I always ask politely to speak with the hand. Large women of color prefer you speak to their hand so I oblige.
 
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I have literally been to WalMart 5 times in my life... I haaaaaate having to do the Bataan death march to pick up two items... well that and everything there seems to be made in China.
 

Creasy Bear

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I have literally been to WalMart 5 times in my life... I haaaaaate having to do the Bataan death march to pick up two items... well that and everything there seems to be made in China.
Made in China and slathered with NASCAR logos.
 

Hog's Big Ben

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#22
You could've just written "FU, n*****s" and spared us all the wall of text about your specific interaction.
 

Motor Head

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Now that it's getting warmer it's only going to get worse. So far I haven't spotted a toddler at 0300 walking near the end of the North Freeway yet this year, but it's coming. Every year I cruise up and down the North Freeway looking for shananigans and without fail a few times a year their is a little chitlin in a diaper with a baby bottle out for a stroll at 0300. The tots mother reeks of weed and diabetes always comes running up "he got out!". Trying to file a neglect charge on the mother is like trying to hand out speeding tickets at the Daytona 500.

I was told by CPS that "it was just an accident - these things happen because they don't have air conditioning and leave their doors open". That is total bullshit. They all have multiple window AC units that eat up all the free electricity they want.
 
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Now that it's getting warmer it's only going to get worse. So far I haven't spotted a toddler at 0300 walking near the end of the North Freeway yet this year, but it's coming. Every year I cruise up and down the North Freeway looking for shananigans and without fail a few times a year their is a little chitlin in a diaper with a baby bottle out for a stroll at 0300. The tots mother reeks of weed and diabetes always comes running up "he got out!". Trying to file a neglect charge on the mother is like trying to hand out speeding tickets at the Daytona 500.

I was told by CPS that "it was just an accident - these things happen because they don't have air conditioning and leave their doors open". That is total bullshit. They all have multiple window AC units that eat up all the free electricity they want.
What do you think the temperature threshold when "they" come out... like I remember in Toronto it be like 60 and they are still wearing parkas whilst I'm in shorts and a t-shirt.
 

Motor Head

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When it gets warm enough for them to sit out on the front porch all night or have backyard parties. That's when the little ones wonder off unnoticed. Some of the poorer families don't have window ACs so that is also a factor when it gets hot.