FU: Overly cautious milled asphalt drivers

Mommadeez4u

Bastard coated bastard w/ bastard filling
Mar 26, 2005
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#1
Fuck you, drivers who slow to a crawl on milled asphalt (you know, asphalt which has been ground down slightly in order to receive a new top layer.)

Oooooooo, it's rumbly bumbly on my tires, I better slow down to FIFTEEN FUCKING MILES PER HOUR! FUCK YOU douchebags, speed the fuck up.

Thank you.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
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HA try it on low profile high performance tires at 225$ a pop. fuck you im taking my sweet old time, not to mention they hook into the milling and jerk the car all over the road. in my trucks i dont give a shit, but in my car your lucky to get 25mph out of me
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
Aug 26, 2002
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#4
THE FEZ MAN said:
HA try it on low profile high performance tires at 225$ a pop. fuck you im taking my sweet old time, not to mention they hook into the milling and jerk the car all over the road. in my trucks i dont give a shit, but in my car your lucky to get 25mph out of me
That's why I'm glad I don't have any of those on my cars. I've seen the
damage low profile tires can get on many roads. All my cars have regular
profile tires. They're cheap and can take a beating.
 

Mother Shucker

I'm over here now.
Oct 13, 2004
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#5
$225 high performance tires? Where do you get them? The fucking tires on my mini van are almost that much.