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FU overzealous bartender cunts

Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by bucket-of-aids, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. bucket-of-aids

    bucket-of-aids cunt-kicked

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    So I was DJ-ing this event tonight and the client told me to drink and eat as I please. I was stone cold sober, going to get my third or fourth glass of wine and this wrinkled old witch-looking cunt bartender goes, "No, you've had enough".

    I get this kind of attitude from the wait staff sometimes when I'm DJ-ing. They see the DJ getting paid to drink and eat and have a good time and they decide to bust my balls because they can't do the same. Don't be hater faggots; get your own equipment and maybe you can do the same. FU!
     
  2. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    cunt..... maybe she was pissed that you weren't tipping her? if i were you i would have bitched at the person that hired you, who is she to cut you off when you were told buy the guy paying the bill that you could have as much as you wanted.your entertainment not staff.
     
  3. Don the Radio Guy

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    Should have spat on her.
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Or banged her in a very uncomfortable place, repeatedly.
     
  5. MAV

    MAV Registered User

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    [t.s. quint] What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?[/t.s. quint]
     
  6. Smokezilla

    Smokezilla U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion

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    I'd have snapped back "I'm sober enough to know that I wouldn't fuck you." and walked-off. . . I'm a sweetie like that.:icon_wink
     
  7. TravisRB69

    TravisRB69 Registered User

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    Ugly, old-ass bartenders have a tendency to do that because day after day they see all the tips go to the hot, young ones. It's the way the world works, she didn't have to get all pissy and single you out because of it.
     
  8. Kris_LTRMa

    Kris_LTRMa LoseTheRadio.net's Ma

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    She's in a business to serve and serve she should dammit. And if she's an ugly old-ass bartender then she should go more out of her way to make sure her customers are happy.

    Maybe it's because I'm a girl, but I find male bartenders to be much more generous than females. Old or young, doesn't matter. They seem to have a heavier hand and do more buy backs.
     
  9. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Maybe she doesn't like gay guys? :action-sm
     
  10. bucket-of-aids

    bucket-of-aids cunt-kicked

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    Real men drink pino grigio. Shots and beer are for queers.
     
  11. WonkaVision

    WonkaVision To my Friends!!! To My Friends!!!

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    4 glasses of wine does not = "Stone cold Sober"..but its not drunk either. Fuck the Cunt right in the cunt.
     
  12. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Apparently I'm bicurious and never knew it. Pino is actually my favorite white wine, but I still love the shots and beers. Thanks, now I'm just a confused lil lad.
     

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