FU People Taking Kids to Places Where Kids Need Not Be

ShooterMcGavin

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We just got a Dave & Busters in town. I've been wanting to go check it out, but every time I drive over there, it's fucking packed. This is to be expected because it's new and it's Oklahoma. But the problem is not with the amount of people wanting to simply drink beer and play games.

The problem is the fucking Mexican families bringing their kids. Not just Mexicans, but lets be honest, mostly Mexicans. Dave & Busters, as I understood, is a place wherein adults can drink beer and be merry, play some arcade games and whatever. It's not a fucking Chuckie Cheese.

Take your fucking kids elsewhere. This is supposed to be a barcade.
 

fletcher

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#2
Its a family establishment. If you want to drink and play video games without kids running around, stay home with a 12 pack and fire up the xbox.
 

Hog's Big Ben

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Its a family establishment. If you want to drink and play video games without kids running around, stay home with a 12 pack and fire up the xbox.
Dave and Buster disagree.

HOUSE POLICIES

This is the Web site of Dave & Buster's, Inc.

Dave & Buster's welcomes all our guests. We respectfully remind you that Dave & Buster's is primarily an adult establishment.
 

Konstantin K

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Its a family establishment. If you want to drink and play video games without kids running around, stay home with a 12 pack and fire up the xbox.
Yeah but can you play you play skee-ball on Xbox and redeem your tickets for shitty prizes? I think not.

Eh, I guess technically fletcher's right but I sympathize with Shooter. Kids ruin everything. If I'm buying overpriced booze and playing House of the Dead, I don't want a bunch of 10 year olds running around and being all Mexican.

Edit: Or maybe fletcher is completely wrong. Fuck you fletcher.
 

fletcher

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#7
From the times I have been to a D&B's I can imagine that most of the people dragging their burdens into the place dont read the house policies. They have a kids menu for christsake.
 

jnoble

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Dec 4, 2005
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#8
Familys should bring their kids to Chuck E Cheese, not Dave And Busters.
 

fletcher

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#10
Familys should bring their kids to Chuck E Cheese, not Dave And Busters.
Less chance of getting shot at D&B's, at least in these parts.

And its families, you savage.
 

samurai

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#11
Kids love games. Families should bring their Lil' burdens to a lake with thin ice. Then, see which one can run the farthest. Last one standing wins.
 

Stormrider666

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Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
Jun 10, 2005
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I refuse to go there ever again.

Food is terrible.

Drinks are overpriced.

And a bunch of tiny little Hitlers running around rubbing their disgusting little paws all over everything.
 

samurai

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I refuse to go there ever again.

Food is terrible.

Drinks are overpriced.

And a bunch of tiny little Hitlers running around rubbing their disgusting little paws all over everything.
This x4.

I went to one on a date many moons ago. It really was Chuckie Cheese without the high expectations and pizza.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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Eh fuck those places
 

Motor Head

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#20
There should be a children's room in every eating establishment that charges more then $20 for an entree. The wife and I ate at Mahogany's Grill in Omaha. It's a pretty fancy place with some pretty fancy food and prices. I'm trying to enjoy my steak and lobster tail and the table next to our has a screaming baby that won't shut the fuck up. This is the second time I have sat down to a $200 dinner with the wife and a kid has fucked up my dining experience. The first time we ate there a little booger eater came up to my table and stuck his finger into my food, "what dat?".

Leave your fucking kids with the babysitter if you are going some place fancy.
 

Stormrider666

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There should be a children's room in every eating establishment that charges more then $20 for an entree. The wife and I ate at Mahogany's Grill in Omaha. It's a pretty fancy place with some pretty fancy food and prices. I'm trying to enjoy my steak and lobster tail and the table next to our has a screaming baby that won't shut the fuck up. This is the second time I have sat down to a $200 dinner with the wife and a kid has fucked up my dining experience. The first time we ate there a little booger eater came up to my table and stuck his finger into my food, "what dat?".

Leave your fucking kids with the babysitter if you are going some place fancy.
You should have told him the body of the last little kid who put their hands on my plate.