FU to the pregant schwoogie I work with. It was an accidental pregnancy(how stereo typical) and I am tired of hearing about it. "my baby is 1 inch long today" "I'm 9 weeks" " I am on restrictions" Translated as I am lazy and have a Dr's note to be even more lazy. I have never wanted to kick someone in the gut so bad in my life. i've also been trying to lure her to the stairs.