FU rainbow bridge

TomC

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Really, My awesome cool dog ups and dies on our bed on a Friday night. FUCK



If you wonder about the title, The saps are already telling my wife that Roydo will be waiting at the Rainbow Bridge for us(google it), when I'm the one that has to dig hole and put him in the cold dirt forever.
 
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Sorry for the loss of your, um.... Dog?

Just kidding. Sorry bro.
 

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That's one ugly ass gremlin. RIP.
 

Pigdango

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That sucks.
 

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Really, My awesome cool dog ups and dies on our bed on a Friday night. FUCK



If you wonder about the title, The saps are already telling my wife that Roydo will be waiting at the Rainbow Bridge for us(google it), when I'm the one that has to dig hole and put him in the cold dirt forever.
Japanese Chin? So sorry bro. That's sucks.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Cute pooch. Thawts & prayers.
 

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Sorry for your loss.

Now you can get a less gay dog. :action-sm
And whatever that purple fuzzy abomination is.
and I googled Rainbow Bridge:
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

Author unknown...
Gaaaaah! Douchey!!!!! and:
By the edge of a woods, at the foot of a hill,
Is a lush, green meadow where time stands still.
Where the friends of man and woman do run,
When their time on earth is over and done.
For here, between this world and the next,
Is a place where each beloved creature finds rest.
On this golden land, they wait and they play,
Till the Rainbow Bridge they cross over one day.
No more do they suffer, in pain or in sadness,
For here they are whole, their lives filled with gladness.
Their limbs are restored, their health renewed,
Their bodies have healed, with strength imbued.

They romp through the grass, without even a care,
Until one day they start, and sniff at the air.
All ears prick forward, eyes dart front and back,
Then all of a sudden, one breaks from the pack.
For just at that instant, their eyes have met;
Together again, both person and pet.
So they run to each other, these friends from long past,
The time of their parting is over at last.
The sadness they felt while they were apart,
Has turned into joy once more in each heart.
They embrace with a love that will last forever,
And then, side-by-side, they cross over… together.

-- Steve and Diane Bodofsky --
http://www.pangeareptile.com/forums/showthread.php?28228-The-Norse-Legend-of-The-Rainbow-Bridge
 

Creasy Bear

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The Rainbow Bridge was most certainly an invention straight out of the delusional minds of those crazy women who live alone with 5o cats.



Condolences on the loss of your fruity-looking dog, Tom.
 

Hudson

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The Rainbow Bridge was most certainly an invention straight out of the delusional minds of those crazy women who live alone with 5o cats
Actually, it has roots in Norse Mythology, it was the Bifrost bridge that Heroes and Gods crossed to get into Asgard... It was the "Crazy Cat Ladies" and the "Dogs Are Our Children" nuts that made it gay.
 

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Actually, it has roots in Norse Mythology, it was the Bifrost bridge that Heroes and Gods crossed to get into Asgard... It was the "Crazy Cat Ladies" and the "Dogs Are Our Children" nuts that made it gay.
Yeah... I was talking about the version where lonely cat ladies get reunited with their shitty, awful cats in heaven.
 

gleet

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Yeah... I was talking about the version where lonely cat ladies get reunited with their shitty, awful cats in heaven.
Do they also get back the toes their cats chewed off before their carcasses were discovered?
 

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Do they also get back the toes their cats chewed off before their carcasses were discovered?
I think if you die before your pets do....the pets go to the first plane of hell when they die...to be happy tormentors to the assholes who call the police all the time to report excessive barking or mewing..., abuse animals, ETC.
 

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sorry about your dog....Now the bird...is that an African Grey Parrot?