FU Shrinkage

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
May 25, 2005
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I just took a shit and noticed my dick was "hiding" and my balls were pushed up into my scrote. What am I, 12?

I'm gonna go jerk off.
 
Jan 25, 2006
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I'd rather have shrinkage while pooping than having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl.
Especially in the public restroom.

Sometimes they have weird seats, and you sit down and all of a sudden the tip of you cock hits something cold and the bowl.
Then I freak out and assume I have AIDS now.
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
May 25, 2005
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I'd rather have shrinkage while pooping than having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl.
Especially in the public restroom.

Sometimes they have weird seats, and you sit down and all of a sudden the tip of you cock hits something cold and the bowl.
Then I freak out and assume I have AIDS now.
Dude I fucking HATE that. Whenever that happens I take a 30 minute shower and shave my balls.
 

JoeyDVDZ

That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!
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Meh. Worse is public toilet splashback on the asshole. Never know what's in that nasty water.
 
Jan 25, 2006
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Meh. Worse is public toilet splashback on the asshole. Never know what's in that nasty water.
You have to pre-flush. It's a must in my book.
And of course padding the seat with a few layers of TP.
 

JoeyDVDZ

That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!
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See, even with pre-flushing (which I do, I'm not a savage!) I have to assume that some of this super duper germ shit is gonna survive & find its way up my pootie hole and into my body, where it will wreak havoc & leave me wearing a robe & slippers, sipping broth, and shopping for a small dog in a few years time.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
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Aug 29, 2002
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Thats just another reason to try and avoid dropping a deuce in a public restroom.

But, if I must I take a cue from the women and try to minimize exposure. Best case, there is an ass-gasket available. The piece that flops down into the bowl will prevent direct contact between my helmet and the rim of the bowl.
 

Badfinger

I shot the sheriff
Apr 26, 2006
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No doubt this is good info, but none of it seems to address Shooter's shrinkage issue.
The poor guys cock is gone!
 
Aug 5, 2004
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There is no acceptable reason to take a shit in a public restroom.. I dont care if its starting to run down your leg.. no reason.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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Wow so Shooter claims that he knows god yet he has no dick. That would be proof enough that there was no god IMO.
 

ruckstande

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Apr 2, 2005
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Pre flush and I Purell the seat and the front of the bowl whenever I can. If my dick head touches the toilet I start to cry.
 

NikkorTheMonk

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A bit off topic but who the hell is that beautiful chick in your sig pic, Absolutely?