FU Shrinkage

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
#1
I just took a shit and noticed my dick was "hiding" and my balls were pushed up into my scrote. What am I, 12?

I'm gonna go jerk off.
 
#2
I'd rather have shrinkage while pooping than having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl.
Especially in the public restroom.

Sometimes they have weird seats, and you sit down and all of a sudden the tip of you cock hits something cold and the bowl.
Then I freak out and assume I have AIDS now.
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
#3
I'd rather have shrinkage while pooping than having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl.
Especially in the public restroom.

Sometimes they have weird seats, and you sit down and all of a sudden the tip of you cock hits something cold and the bowl.
Then I freak out and assume I have AIDS now.
Dude I fucking HATE that. Whenever that happens I take a 30 minute shower and shave my balls.
 

JoeyDVDZ

Well-Known Member
Donator
#4
Meh. Worse is public toilet splashback on the asshole. Never know what's in that nasty water.
 
#5
Meh. Worse is public toilet splashback on the asshole. Never know what's in that nasty water.
You have to pre-flush. It's a must in my book.
And of course padding the seat with a few layers of TP.
 

JoeyDVDZ

Well-Known Member
Donator
#6
See, even with pre-flushing (which I do, I'm not a savage!) I have to assume that some of this super duper germ shit is gonna survive & find its way up my pootie hole and into my body, where it will wreak havoc & leave me wearing a robe & slippers, sipping broth, and shopping for a small dog in a few years time.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#7
Thats just another reason to try and avoid dropping a deuce in a public restroom.

But, if I must I take a cue from the women and try to minimize exposure. Best case, there is an ass-gasket available. The piece that flops down into the bowl will prevent direct contact between my helmet and the rim of the bowl.
 

Badfinger

I shot the sheriff
#10
No doubt this is good info, but none of it seems to address Shooter's shrinkage issue.
The poor guys cock is gone!
 
#13
There is no acceptable reason to take a shit in a public restroom.. I dont care if its starting to run down your leg.. no reason.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#14
Wow so Shooter claims that he knows god yet he has no dick. That would be proof enough that there was no god IMO.
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
Donator
#15
I'd much rather take a shit in the woods than in a public restroom.
 

Kidlockdmh

Registered User
#19
I've been shittin in a supermarket bathroom protection free for 10 years now and I don't have aids
 

ruckstande

Posts mostly from the shitter.
#20
Pre flush and I Purell the seat and the front of the bowl whenever I can. If my dick head touches the toilet I start to cry.
 
#21
A bit off topic but who the hell is that beautiful chick in your sig pic, Absolutely?
 

Kidlockdmh

Registered User
#22
The fingers up her nose is NOT hot lol she looks aight In the other pic...looks like gaga or Emmy rossum?
 
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