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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by ShooterMcGavin, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    I just took a shit and noticed my dick was "hiding" and my balls were pushed up into my scrote. What am I, 12?

    I'm gonna go jerk off.
     
  2. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    I'd rather have shrinkage while pooping than having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl.
    Especially in the public restroom.

    Sometimes they have weird seats, and you sit down and all of a sudden the tip of you cock hits something cold and the bowl.
    Then I freak out and assume I have AIDS now.
     
  3. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Dude I fucking HATE that. Whenever that happens I take a 30 minute shower and shave my balls.
     
  4. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Meh. Worse is public toilet splashback on the asshole. Never know what's in that nasty water.
     
  5. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    You have to pre-flush. It's a must in my book.
    And of course padding the seat with a few layers of TP.
     
  6. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    See, even with pre-flushing (which I do, I'm not a savage!) I have to assume that some of this super duper germ shit is gonna survive & find its way up my pootie hole and into my body, where it will wreak havoc & leave me wearing a robe & slippers, sipping broth, and shopping for a small dog in a few years time.
     
  7. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    Thats just another reason to try and avoid dropping a deuce in a public restroom.

    But, if I must I take a cue from the women and try to minimize exposure. Best case, there is an ass-gasket available. The piece that flops down into the bowl will prevent direct contact between my helmet and the rim of the bowl.
     
  8. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    I never do unless there's absolutely no other choice.
     
  9. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Fatty pubis?
     
  10. Badfinger

    Badfinger I shot the sheriff

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    No doubt this is good info, but none of it seems to address Shooter's shrinkage issue.
    The poor guys cock is gone!
     
  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Sounds genetic.
     
  12. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Shooter-Hung an Acorn-McGavin!
     
  13. frankjg

    frankjg doG

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    There is no acceptable reason to take a shit in a public restroom.. I dont care if its starting to run down your leg.. no reason.
     
  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Wow so Shooter claims that he knows god yet he has no dick. That would be proof enough that there was no god IMO.
     
  15. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    I'd much rather take a shit in the woods than in a public restroom.
     
  16. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Maybe your dick owes someone money and it's dodgin' 'em.
     
  17. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Shooter probably fucked another fattie, and his dick has disowned him.
     
  18. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Judging by the threads you've been starting lately....yes
     
  19. Kidlockdmh

    Kidlockdmh Registered User

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    I've been shittin in a supermarket bathroom protection free for 10 years now and I don't have aids
     
  20. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Pre flush and I Purell the seat and the front of the bowl whenever I can. If my dick head touches the toilet I start to cry.
     
  21. NikkorTheMonk

    NikkorTheMonk Registered User

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    A bit off topic but who the hell is that beautiful chick in your sig pic, Absolutely?
     
  22. Kidlockdmh

    Kidlockdmh Registered User

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    The fingers up her nose is NOT hot lol she looks aight In the other pic...looks like gaga or Emmy rossum?
     
  23. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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