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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by ShooterMcGavin, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    I'm done. I'm officially fucking done with this place.

    Sonic used to be a great little fast food joint. Oklahoma owned & operated, there's some local pride on top of its tastiness. I think they have spread to the New York area recently, you may have seen the commercials:

    [video=youtube;heqsZDiOyEM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heqsZDiOyEM[/video]

    I can get everything my heart desires, huh? HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING KETCHUP?!?!?!

    My top three reasons that, as of today, I am boycotting Sonic.

    1) There was a meal, the "Chicken Strip Dinner," which came with gravy. DELICIOUS. Recently, however, they decided to go with the fast food standard. Your choice of bbq or honey mustard or whateverthefuck. Gravy is better. Fuck you.

    2) Fried jalapeno/cheddar poppers known as "Ched-R-Peppers." Where the fuck did they go? Oh, they've been replaced by Pickle-O's. Great! I love pickle-o's! Wait a minute, these particular pickle-o's taste like rotten ass. Fuck you.

    3. Ketchup...Y U NO? Can has ketchup plz? Thx for 1 packit. Don't ask for it, and you don't get any. Ask for it, they bring you two if you're lucky. Is there a tomato famine I don't know about? A reason you can't give away more than a couple of ketchup packets? If I take more than that, exactly how much will that set you back? Are you going to have to lay off employees if one extra packet gets taken? You fucking fucks. Fuck you.


    A friend of mine was telling me that the CFO visited his finance class and was talking about how people were complaining about the fact that they have been contracting their menus and there is a lack of "old favorites." Well, no shit. Get rid of the stuff that makes Sonic Sonic, and what you're left with is just another shitty fast food joint. And by the way, shouldn't you be spending your time FIXING THE PROBLEM YOU CREATED instead of telling a bunch of college kids about it? Fuck you.
     
  2. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Why would you eat at a fast food place anyway? Vile.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    You're mad at a fast food chain for its franchising? You really are a stoner of epic proportions.
     
  4. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    I love Sonic, but the one right by my house is ran by tards and apes. They can't ever get a damn thing right. It is the worst run place around. I love the supersonic jalepeno cheeseburger, but now they don't have it, and I ask for it and they screw it up.... every fucking time. It is always wrong.... ALWAYS.
     
  5. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Sonics are food places? Whaddya know? I swear I thought they were gas station/kwicky marts... like 7-11.

    I've never visited one, and now that I've discovered that they're patronized by the sort of people who prize prodigious quantities of ketchup, I never will.

    Thanks for the tip.
     
  6. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Dr. Robotnik is pleased.
     
  7. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    They got rid of the chicken strip wraps too. Booo.
     
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Shooter is still young enough that his body hasn't rejected fast food shite just yet.
     
  9. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    There's a term for people who get emotionally attached to specific menu items at fast food restaurants.
     
  10. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Did you hear the McRib is back... again?
     
  11. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Correct.

    I eat fast food on a daily basis.
     
  12. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    Your avatar is broken
     
  13. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Yes it is.
     
  14. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    Next time, I have a simple solution for you.


    When you order say "Can I please have 5 ketchup packets?"

    Holy Fuck.... I'm a fucking genious.
     
  15. NoSurviivors

    NoSurviivors fmeinthea

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  16. Creasy Bear

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    Mechanically masticated and die-molded pork byproduct slathered in high-fructose corn syrup enhanced tomatoish glaze. How could you not get excited about the return of such a rare delicacy?

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  17. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    i know, rite!!!
     
  18. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I find Sonic fascinating. I've lived in New York and Chicago, seen Sonic commercials in both areas, but have never seen an actual Sonic.
     
  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    My brother wanted to road trip to the closest one after seeing the commercials. The nearest Sonic was almost 300 miles away. Needless to say I didnt take that trip with him for a fucking shitty hamburger.
     
  20. Neon

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    Beat me to it. Fucker. :action-sm
     
  21. porch24

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    They opened up a couple in Mass a couple of years ago after seeing those friggin commercials for years and not having one remotely close. The food is below average at best. The only thing I like and still go there for is a Sonic Blast.
     
  22. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    the chicken strips with gravy was the only thing I would get there besides the limeade slushs

    the only thing to dip chicken strips is gravy, you can still get it at Whataburger like that
     
  23. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    There are 3 sonics within 15 miles of me and not a single white Castle in 100.

    motha fuckin bullshit

    Sent from my rooted BAMF'd Thunderbolt using magic.
     
  24. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I got a White Castle about 5 minutes from me, want me to mail you a suitcase full of sliders?
     
  25. Neon

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    Tss.. How are you going to fit Quinn and Rembrandt and Professor Arturo in a suitcase? Tss...
     

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