I was working in the basement on Tuesday and one of the fuckers decided to bite me on the ear while I was setting up the television. This morning rolls around and my ear is swollen to hell and it's spread to my face, neck, shoulders and chest. A doctor trip later and I've got fucking cellulitis. Got pumped full of steroids and I have to take antibiotics for the next 10 days. I'm also going to get a giant fucking bill out of this. Fuck you spiders, I'm spraying the shit out of the foundation and basement this weekend.