fu sun burn

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#1
yea im a dumb ass and got my self fried yesterday, i haven't been this burned in 10 years. worst part is i knew i should have put sunblock on but didn't think that i had it in the truck but i didn't bother to look for it till it was too late.... now i feel like shit and i deserve it
 

CallmeQtie

“How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.”
#2
You are always leaving things in the wrong places.....get some solocane spray can shit to ease the pain.:)
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#3
I hate sun burns. Sun poisoning is even worse, especially when it's you feets/ankles that get all crispyfied.
 

Smokezilla

U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion
#5
Hate that for ya, Bro. Nothing worse than a bad sunburn. . . I wised-up this year: I started going to the tanning bed and got a base tan. I spent all day by the pool yesterday with no sunscreen and had no problem. About 10 trips to the tanning bed = Not having to worry about sunscreen = Not having to put-up with the agony of a 3rd degree sunburn like I normally do every summer.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#8
I blame my uber whiteness.
yep. whats funny is over the years ive gotten less and less sun, and ive also started to ware sunblock (my wife is fair skinned and so is my boy) so when i do get burned its worse and worse
 

CallmeQtie

“How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.”
#9
Fez man I blame it on your dogs.....I bet they ate the sunblock ehhh?:)
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#10
no i was just too stupid and lazy to just look in my truck, i cant blame the dogs for this one, even though the puppy did eat a can of it the other day made a hell of a mess, and gave her the shits for a week
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#11
I am the ultimate honky. Being Scotch-Irish, I am a pasty white boy. I burn like a mo-fo if I am not careful. I feel your pain. I've been a dope and forgotten to put on sunblock and gotten real bad sunburn on fishing trips on tops of my legs, etc.
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#12
I shave my head so I *have* to wear sun screen constantly
 

krap

complete tool
#13
the back of my neck all the way down to the top of my ass, FU SUN.
 

MAV

Registered User
#14
yup, was out at the lake today for 6 hours. didnt wear sunscreen for the first 4 hours, thought i had enough sun, then put a little sunblock on. wow, i was sorely mistaken.

other than myhead and shoulders and back, tops of my feet are fuckin COOKED, and i gotta wear boots tomorrow, so im gonna want to crawl in a hole and die tomorrow
 

Dicktator

I need a Vacation
#15
It's the curse for us who have the privileged skin color.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#18
Hate that for ya, Bro. Nothing worse than a bad sunburn. . . I wised-up this year: I started going to the tanning bed and got a base tan. I spent all day by the pool yesterday with no sunscreen and had no problem. About 10 trips to the tanning bed = Not having to worry about sunscreen = Not having to put-up with the agony of a 3rd degree sunburn like I normally do every summer.
Hope you read the story about the woman from the UK who was addicted to the tanning bed and died of skin cancer. Granted, she was an extreme case (everyday tanning) for ten years.

But, it illustrates that white people should just be white, instead of trying to be a mud person.
 

Smokezilla

U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion
#19
Hope you read the story about the woman from the UK who was addicted to the tanning bed and died of skin cancer. Granted, she was an extreme case (everyday tanning) for ten years.

But, it illustrates that white people should just be white, instead of trying to be a mud person.
Tis true. . . I normally don't indulge in such faggotry, but I knew I was going to the beach and I got tired of getting KILLED by the sun and ruining my vacation. A few visits and I've had a killer summer. I haven't put-on a drop of sunscreen this entire weekend and spent Saturday and Sunday in and around the pool for about 6-8 hours both days. . . and I'm a Bronze God!!!:p

Oh, and I'll probably die from lung cancer before the skin cancer thing. . . I can't stop smokin' the cigs!:action-sm
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
#22
Being white totally sucks. The "burning side" of me I get from my mom. Thanks a bundle ma.
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#23
yea im a dumb ass and got my self fried yesterday, i haven't been this burned in 10 years. worst part is i knew i should have put sunblock on but didn't think that i had it in the truck but i didn't bother to look for it till it was too late.... now i feel like shit and i deserve it
I'm on antibiotics, and didn't realize how it'd affect my vulnerability to sunburn. I'm usually fairly sun-resistant, but I just got ROASTED on Saturday.

Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, hurt, hurt, itchy, itchy, itchy, hurt.
 

Smokezilla

U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion
#24
I'm on antibiotics, and didn't realize how it'd affect my vulnerability to sunburn. I'm usually fairly sun-resistant, but I just got ROASTED on Saturday.

Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, hurt, hurt, itchy, itchy, itchy, hurt.

AZT???:huh::action-sm
 
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