FU Taco Bell commercal

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#1
so we're supposed to believe that your new Dorito shell tacos are sooooo delicious that hipsters will jump into their official hipster mobile (an older Volvo wagon which seems to be the choice of transportation in many commericals and movies for said hipsters) and drive over 900 miles night and day to get to a Taco Bell to try them out?
Nigga please. Not buying it. Not even for a make-believe commerical. No fast food is worth that effort.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#2
i have been known to drive 100miles for bacon
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#3
Did they do a "I Would Drive 900 Miles" parody jingle? Because that would be great.
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
#4
Me and some friends drove from PA to North Carolina for pancakes one night. Don't know how many miles it was. Wouldn't do it for Taco Bell though.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

I bring love and cheer.
#5
I know these two guys who drove pretty far to get to white castle.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
#6
I used to drive 75 miles (one way) for Sonic in Southern California. I also walked 2 miles in 20 degree weather for Dunkin Donuts.
 

Badfinger

I shot the sheriff
#8
Me and some friends drove from PA to North Carolina for pancakes one night. Don't know how many miles it was. Wouldn't do it for Taco Bell though.
What's wrong with the pancakes we got?
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
#9
I used to drive 75 miles (one way) for Sonic in Southern California.
I do it a lot in the summer. The closest Sonic's about 15 from me. The closest Dairy Queen, however, takes about 35 minutes give or take to get to.

There's nothing great about DQ. I think it's just the fact that it's different. When you're fattening yourself up with fast food, you at least want a little variety.
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
Donator
#10
Driving back from a wedding once I added two hours to my trip (originally a 3 hour drive) so I could go to In-N-Out.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
#12
I drove 130 miles (round trip) for them back in December. I had already had them, though, and we were getting a shit ton for a party.
 
#13
Can you imagine eating at Taco Bell and then being 900 miles away from your own toilet? What a fucking nightmare.
 

CougarHunter

Lying causes cat piss smell.
#14
I had one of these on Sunday, and they are an "ok" representation of a Taco Bell taco.

Completely forgettable.
 
#15
I think New Girl also drives a Volvo wagon. I'm not sure if she's a hipster... ?
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#16
I had one of these on Sunday, and they are an "ok" representation of a Taco Bell taco.

Completely forgettable.
I've had a couple too. They're not bad, but the taste of the meat and filling overwhelm the Dorito shell so it more or less tastes like a regular one. Maybe if they offered Cool Ranch flavored shells it would stand out more.
 

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
#17
I've had a couple too. They're not bad, but the taste of the meat and filling overwhelm the Dorito shell so it more or less tastes like a regular one. Maybe if they offered Cool Ranch flavored shells it would stand out more.
those are coming in a few months
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
#18
I used to drive 220 miles round trip for Joe's Crab Shack. My wife and I will also drive to Kansas City for BBQ. The mere thought of Vito and Michael's Pizzeria makes me want to drive the 1400 miles to St. Pete Beach in Florida. The shrimp scampi pizza is better the vagina.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
#19
I've had a couple too. They're not bad, but the taste of the meat and filling overwhelm the Dorito shell so it more or less tastes like a regular one. Maybe if they offered Cool Ranch flavored shells it would stand out more.
Cool Ranch ones are fucking awesome....and I hate Cool Ranch Doritos.
 
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