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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by jnoble, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    so we're supposed to believe that your new Dorito shell tacos are sooooo delicious that hipsters will jump into their official hipster mobile (an older Volvo wagon which seems to be the choice of transportation in many commericals and movies for said hipsters) and drive over 900 miles night and day to get to a Taco Bell to try them out?
    Nigga please. Not buying it. Not even for a make-believe commerical. No fast food is worth that effort.
     
  2. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    i have been known to drive 100miles for bacon
     
  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Did they do a "I Would Drive 900 Miles" parody jingle? Because that would be great.
     
  4. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Me and some friends drove from PA to North Carolina for pancakes one night. Don't know how many miles it was. Wouldn't do it for Taco Bell though.
     
  5. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    I know these two guys who drove pretty far to get to white castle.
     
  6. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    I used to drive 75 miles (one way) for Sonic in Southern California. I also walked 2 miles in 20 degree weather for Dunkin Donuts.
     
  7. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Badfinger I shot the sheriff

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    What's wrong with the pancakes we got?
     
  9. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I do it a lot in the summer. The closest Sonic's about 15 from me. The closest Dairy Queen, however, takes about 35 minutes give or take to get to.

    There's nothing great about DQ. I think it's just the fact that it's different. When you're fattening yourself up with fast food, you at least want a little variety.
     
  10. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Driving back from a wedding once I added two hours to my trip (originally a 3 hour drive) so I could go to In-N-Out.
     
  11. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    hipsters go to the endless summer truck in brooklyn.
     
  12. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    I drove 130 miles (round trip) for them back in December. I had already had them, though, and we were getting a shit ton for a party.
     
  13. Jambi

    Jambi Infidel

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    Can you imagine eating at Taco Bell and then being 900 miles away from your own toilet? What a fucking nightmare.
     
  14. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    I had one of these on Sunday, and they are an "ok" representation of a Taco Bell taco.

    Completely forgettable.
     
  15. Pat Barringer

    Pat Barringer Registered User

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    I think New Girl also drives a Volvo wagon. I'm not sure if she's a hipster... ?
     
  16. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    I've had a couple too. They're not bad, but the taste of the meat and filling overwhelm the Dorito shell so it more or less tastes like a regular one. Maybe if they offered Cool Ranch flavored shells it would stand out more.
     
  17. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    those are coming in a few months
     
  18. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I used to drive 220 miles round trip for Joe's Crab Shack. My wife and I will also drive to Kansas City for BBQ. The mere thought of Vito and Michael's Pizzeria makes me want to drive the 1400 miles to St. Pete Beach in Florida. The shrimp scampi pizza is better the vagina.
     
  19. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Cool Ranch ones are fucking awesome....and I hate Cool Ranch Doritos.
     

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