Fu Talking Pop Ups/ Banners

Jan 25, 2006
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I realize I've been writing a lot of FUs lately, I'm discovering I'm very easily annoyed and angered.

This FU is to stupid fucking banners and pop up that talk or have audio.
I don't care if I've won a free Ipod Nano, I didn't win a free Ipod Nano and who the hell is clicking a link that says that?

"Congratulations, you've just won a free Ipod Nano"
Click.
"Congratulations..." Click "Congra..." Click.

Then there are those little Emoticons with the little bouncy smileys that say something like "Hey! Over here"

They scare the shit out of me at night. I'll have the speakers up all the way from earlier and forget then Bang...HEEEEEY! OVER HERE!
For all I know it's some guy screaming behind me.
I hate these things!
 

wetsticky frank

My mommy says I am TRAINABLE. What does that mean?
Apr 14, 2005
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I have to agree. I think they're almost the most annoying thing online.
I work all night so on my nights off I'm usually up surfing and if I forget to turn the sound off I take the chance of waking up the whole house.
Then I have to close all those porn sites before my wife sees.

I HATE that.
 

Cunt Smasher

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#4
What are these "pop up" things you speak of?

Thanks,
Firefox User
 
Jan 25, 2006
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#6
They're not really pop-ups.
I guess they're banners, talking fucking banners.

I'll look into adblock.
 

TravisRB69

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#8
I fucking HATE those... even worse are pop-up ads THAT ADVERTISE POP-UP BLOCKERS!
 

Angelfuck

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#9
They're not really pop-ups.
I guess they're banners, talking fucking banners.

I'll look into adblock.
those fuckin smilies at the top of myspace :icon_mad: and that fuckin video on top of aim, is there any way to take that goddamn thing off?
 
Jan 25, 2006
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#10
those fuckin smilies at the top of myspace :icon_mad: and that fuckin video on top of aim, is there any way to take that goddamn thing off?
I forgot about the Aim things...
The movie trailers are scary.
Just some girl screaming from the grudge or some shit while your playing solitaire at 4am in the dark
 

sniper

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those fuckin smilies at the top of myspace :icon_mad: and that fuckin video on top of aim, is there any way to take that goddamn thing off?
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