FU tenant. Eat that, slobbo.

VMS

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Not going to get into details.

I was sued by a tenant. This has dragged on for 5 years. She was offered a 5-figure settlement, she turned it down. Took it to a civil jury trial. 12/12 jurors found I had no liability.

I'm am currently doing a naked victory dance.
 

whiskeyguy

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A naked victory dance is ironically what led to the lawsuit in the first place.
 

ruckstande

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#3
Not going to get into details.

I was sued by a tenant. This has dragged on for 5 years. She was offered a 5-figure settlement, she turned it down. Took it to a civil jury trial. 12/12 jurors found I had no liability.

I'm am currently doing a naked victory dance.
No details? This story sucks. What should you have been found guilty of dammit?
 

VMS

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No details? This story sucks. What should you have been found guilty of dammit?
Negligence as a landlord. I should have recogned that the steps she hippoed up and down several times a day had a problem, even though she never said anything and the guy who inspected the property flbefore I bought it 6 weeks before the incident didn't notice anything
 

tattered

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You should now sue her for breaking your steps. You know slobbo cracked a few treads on the way down
 

ruckstande

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Negligence as a landlord. I should have recogned that the steps she hippoed up and down several times a day had a problem, even though she never said anything and the guy who inspected the property flbefore I bought it 6 weeks before the incident didn't notice anything
Why didn't you find her a good weight management program like the wealthy landlord you are?
 
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Not going to get into details.

I was sued by a tenant. This has dragged on for 5 years. She was offered a 5-figure settlement, she turned it down. Took it to a civil jury trial. 12/12 jurors found I had no liability.

I'm am currently doing a naked victory dance.
Louie Kritski Approves!
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
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Then she went to look for another apartment to rent.



And the search continues...
 

Hog's Big Ben

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Not going to get into details.

I was sued by a tenant. This has dragged on for 5 years. She was offered a 5-figure settlement, she turned it down. Took it to a civil jury trial. 12/12 jurors found I had no liability.

I'm am currently doing a naked victory dance.
 

VMS

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Entirely Chink. As best as I can tell. Given who/what one of my patrilineal ancestors was, when he was, there's a decent chance I'm one of the 8% of Asians (and 0.5% of the world) related to Genghis Khan and various Mongols, but in general I'm about as stock Han Chinese as it gets.
 
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I'm sure Mongols pull that Genghis Khan thing like us lilly whites pull the ole "Link to the Mayflower"....I always hear someone say that their great great great great someone was on the mayflower...Either that or they're a 1/2 er and say they are related to Thomas Jefferson...and have an after show
 

Hudson

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Entirely Chink. As best as I can tell. Given who/what one of my patrilineal ancestors was, when he was, there's a decent chance I'm one of the 8% of Asians (and 0.5% of the world) related to Genghis Khan and various Mongols, but in general I'm about as stock Han Chinese as it gets.
Do you have mental powers like Shiwan Kahn?
 

VMS

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I'm sure Mongols pull that Genghis Khan thing like us lilly whites pull the ole "Link to the Mayflower"....I always hear someone say that their great great great great someone was on the mayflower...Either that or they're a 1/2 er and say they are related to Thomas Jefferson...and have an after show
Well, Genghis spread homself the old-fashioned way: he r@ped a few women every day while killing as many of the men as possible...
 

THE FEZ MAN

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Entirely Chink. As best as I can tell. Given who/what one of my patrilineal ancestors was, when he was, there's a decent chance I'm one of the 8% of Asians (and 0.5% of the world) related to Genghis Khan and various Mongols, but in general I'm about as stock Han Chinese as it gets.

and almost as cheep as a Korean
 

crippledalbino

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Entirely Chink. As best as I can tell. Given who/what one of my patrilineal ancestors was, when he was, there's a decent chance I'm one of the 8% of Asians (and 0.5% of the world) related to Genghis Khan and various Mongols, but in general I'm about as stock Han Chinese as it gets.

So if you were all alone, you'd be...
Han Solo?
Thank you, I'll see myself out.
 

Party Rooster

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Entirely Chink. As best as I can tell. Given who/what one of my patrilineal ancestors was, when he was, there's a decent chance I'm one of the 8% of Asians (and 0.5% of the world) related to Genghis Khan and various Mongols, but in general I'm about as stock Han Chinese as it gets.
Don't sell yourself short. I'd say you're 100% Mongol. :action-sm