A big fuck you to the two worthless fucking alternators I've had to put on my car these past three weeks! While I'm at it fuck you to the guy that figured out it would be a good idea to sit a engine in a car fucking sideways. That had to be a man that never had to work on a car in his life come up with that. I hope he died of asshole cancer. It don't help that I'm a portly gentleman and had to squeeze my big ass in places it wasn't meant to go to put the fucking thing on. I'll stick to working on big rigs and construction equipment thank you very much.