FU to asshole drivers who wanna fight...

jrewing5

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Not sure if its just a NY thing, but I'm really sick of these fuckers that drive like assholes and then when you honk or flash your brights at them they pull up along side you and motion that you should pull over and fight them...

Like I'm gonna forget about where I'm going and pull off the highway to have a fistfight with you toughguy...just learn how to drive better!
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Some asshole cut in front of me and threated to punch me in the face. Hopped out of the car and said "go ahead", he freaked and walk back to his car.
 

gleet

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Around here we are all polite and armed to the teeth.
 

Treat_Yourself

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Not sure if its just a NY thing, but I'm really sick of these fuckers that drive like assholes and then when you honk or flash your brights at them they pull up along side you and motion that you should pull over and fight them...

Like I'm gonna forget about where I'm going and pull off the highway to have a fistfight with you toughguy...just learn how to drive better!
It's not just New York. Happens in New Jersey too.
 

seeinred

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That shit happens here too. One time somebody flashed a mall security badge or some shit at me and pointed at the side of the road like I needed to pull over after they cut me off on an on-ramp and I honked at them.

Another time my little brother was coming back from a golf course with his friend, they were 16 or 17, and they honked at some dude for racing ahead of traffic and cutting them off at a lane merge. The dude got out and started screaming at them until my brother's friend grabbed his 3 iron and got out of the car.

People are fucking crazy.
 

Sinn Fein

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It's not just New York. Happens in New Jersey too.
It happens here too. People in-general are just pieces of shit.

I drive alot for work. I see idiots every day. Most days, I am screaming profanities and racial slurs at other drivers at the top of my lungs. I know better, so I only do it when my windows are up.
 

al885

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I almost hit some bitch because i didnt see her in my blind spot, but did not hit her. We both turned onto the same street, she stops in front of me causing me to have to stop. She gets out and starts screaming at me for it.

please get breast cancer, cunt.
 

Creasy Bear

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When I was a kid, me and a bunch of my hooligan friends were out one night chucking snowballs at cars. So we peg this one car, and the guy slams on his brakes, jumps out of his car and starts screaming at us like a fucking lunatic, "I'll fucking kill you little bastards! I'll break your fucking necks!" :icon_eek: The dude is in a murderous rage over a couple of snowballs hitting his baby shit brown Chevy Nova. He's a big fat person and he starts running up the hill... we had been on top of the hill bombing down on the cars. The fat bastard is slipping and sliding up the hill and we're pissing ourselves laughing and pummeling the guy with snowballs the whole way. He finally makes it to the top, stands up, and his face is red as a beet and it looks like his head is about to explode... "I'll fucking kill every one of you motherfuckers!", and then, of course, we all promptly bum rushed him and tossed his fat ass right back down the hill.

I swear... if I live to be a thousand, I doubt I'll ever get the chance to laugh as hard as I laughed at that moment. I laughed so hard I thought I was about to pop a lung.

That poor slob sat at the bottom of that hill, covered in snow, shoes missing, screaming death threats and profanities at us until we fairly begged him to stop because we were reaching terminal stages of laughter.

He finally got back in his car and drove away, and I never felt a bit guilty about it, but, later in life, I did wonder what the fuck was so haywire and desperately wrong with that guy's personality, or his life situation that caused him to take off in a psychotic rage after a bunch of nine-year-olds who had thrown snow at his shit heap of a car.

After much contemplation and soul-searching, I came to the conclusion that the man was probably in dire need of a blowjob. Poor fellah.
 

gleet

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You were a dick for throwing snowballs at cars.

You were an asshole for throwing snowballs as he climbed the hill.

You were a cocksucker for tossing him back down the hill.

You are my hero for telling the hilarious story. I was hoping for the coronary and ambulance.
 

Creasy Bear

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You were a dick for throwing snowballs at cars.

You were an asshole for throwing snowballs as he climbed the hill.

You were a cocksucker for tossing him back down the hill.

You are my hero for telling the hilarious story. I was hoping for the coronary and ambulance.
No ambulance or heart attacks, but I imagine that when he got home that night, his dog got a swift kick in the ribs and his wife got a right to the jaw.

Glad I brought you the lulz.
 

Hysterectomeal

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Hell yeah, we used to throw snowballs at cars all the time. The last time I did though was when a guy in a truck stopped in the middle of a busy street and chased us with a crowbar. Like he was going to beat four 11 year olds with a crowbar. Shit, he might've.
 

jrewing5

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Mar 14, 2005
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Glad I'm not alone...

I actually had a dude get out of his car once after HE cut ME off.

When I honked he threw his car in park at the red light and ran toward my driver door. I just locked the door and stared at him while he lost his shit and then went on my merry way...

People gotta chill the fuck out.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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and that is why i carry a gun. you want to kill me over your shitty driving? yea..... get over your selves. the only time i ever got that mad is when one finally hits me (in my car)
 
#17
Not sure is anyone posted this...College kids who like to dance with thier little hooker chicks, then some other dude brushes the skanks ass while dancing with his own chick...Then the fag starts a fight over an accidental brush....

I don't dance because I KNOW I am white but these dopes gauranteed always fight....One more often than not has a little too much gel in his hair the other a brush cut...Blah blah...:fight6:
 

kloraferm

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and that is why i carry a gun. you want to kill me over your shitty driving? yea..... get over your selves. the only time i ever got that mad is when one finally hits me (in my car)
That's actually one of the reasons I don't carry a gun.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Many many years ago, some li'l punks hit my car with snowballs. I did a bootlegger turn and speed up to the house they where using and pulled out my Crossman 357 in .177 caliber and start balsting at them. They ran and screamed like li'l girls. Then I popped on another speedloader and shot up the front windows.

tee hee
 

ruckstande

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My friend does this shit. I drive with him and God forbid someone cuts close in front of him. He'll tailgate, honk the horn, flip the bird and shit. He gets all bent out of shape. Just drive dude, you didn't crash. Life's too short to worry about that crap.
 

Sinn Fein

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My friend does this shit. I drive with him and God forbid someone cuts close in front of him. He'll tailgate, honk the horn, flip the bird and shit. He gets all bent out of shape. Just drive dude, you didn't crash. Life's too short to worry about that crap.
I had a friend who did the same shit. I told him in no uncertain terms that I'd stand by and watch someone kick his ass because he deserved it. I made it clear that I would NOT back him up when his bullshit got him into a real situation with some nut on the road. That put and end to that behavior real quick.
 

DanaReevesLungs

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This bitch about 2 months ago on the Capital Beltway in Virginia was going about 10 miles slower than the rest of traffic in middle right lane. She could get over, I couldn't so I flashed my brights and she fucking slammed on her brakes. The bitch nearly caused me to hit the vehicles to my right b/c my trailer swung to the right. I wanted to fucking cream this bitch for being an asinine driver. Sure, the 2 left lanes were clear but I can't fucking drive in those lanes legally, ya dumb bitch. God I wanted to physically beat this bitch for causing my trailer to swing.

To my chagrin the bitch got off 2 exits later, so I couldn't catch up to her. That's the most pissed off I've ever been at anyone. And it wasn't like I was following her that closely, I just wanted to pass her due to her slow ass speed.