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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by VMS, Aug 21, 2011.

  1. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Just found out that a high school classmate (who I didn't know: perils of a 500 person graduating class) has a daughter who is starting her freshman year in college soon.

    I mean, it makes sense. I did graduate from high school 18 years ago. But the reality that the barely legal girls I creep out when I hit on them are literally young enough to be my daughters... that's a bit of a shock.

    Oh, well, back to the Jailbait thread...
     
  2. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Yup, but they're not. So it's all good.
     
  3. CousinDave

    CousinDave Registered User

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    Tell me about it, I'm pushing 40 with a seriously bad back
     
  4. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    My problem is that I'm 36 and I'm still (sometimes) dating girls in college. It was a theoretical thing before, but now I have proof positive that there is a girl that I would consider in dateable age whose father went to high school with me.

    I don't know if I should stop chasing girls in college, or if I should just smile and run with it.
     
  5. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    I'm 31 now... And met this hot little 21 year old girl the other night... but I thought she may have been even younger... I kept thinking "Ummm... how did you sneak in here."
     
  6. the Streif

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    I was 36 a few years ago and working in Juarez Mexico when I got a blow job from a girl that was.............ummmmmm..........lets just say her age was legal in Mexico.
     
  7. OAarchive

    OAarchive Banned

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    Jesus dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have fun joking about it on here but what the fuck!
     
  8. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    18 is legal in Mexico.............
     
  9. OAarchive

    OAarchive Banned

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    too late sicko.
     
  10. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Will an NBC camera crew be knocking on my door soon now?
     
  11. OAarchive

    OAarchive Banned

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    No we just all know you're a sexual deviant now.
     
  12. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    And he is different from every member on this board how?
     
  13. OAarchive

    OAarchive Banned

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    Up until now I thought pedophilia was just something we joked about and not something that members actually partook in.
     
  14. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Thought it was 12.. Oh well, just a couple years off
     
  15. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Thought pedobear was this sites mascot, maybe it was some other site.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Ask FedEx..
     
  17. Mags

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    17 is legal in NY State.
     
  18. the Streif

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  19. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Rookies. I'm dating a girl 18 years younger than me. She's 30.
     
  20. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    That just means you're old.
     
  21. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I'm 28 and the idea of lusting after a 21 year old feels creepy to me. I mean I know it shouldn't, but it does.
     
  22. Poon Slayer

    Poon Slayer Reissued Regret

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    I was on a cruise about a year and a half ago and "turned down" a girl who seemed old enough to drive.


    EDIT: I forgot to mention that I'm young.
     
  23. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    If something ever happened with my wife, like if she split, died, whatever, I'd replace her with a woman no older than half my age.
     
  24. Fustercluck

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    who touched you as a child?
     
  25. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I wish I knew.
     

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