FU to getting old

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#1
Just found out that a high school classmate (who I didn't know: perils of a 500 person graduating class) has a daughter who is starting her freshman year in college soon.

I mean, it makes sense. I did graduate from high school 18 years ago. But the reality that the barely legal girls I creep out when I hit on them are literally young enough to be my daughters... that's a bit of a shock.

Oh, well, back to the Jailbait thread...
 

lajikal

Registered User
#2
But the reality that the barely legal girls I creep out when I hit on them are literally young enough to be my daughters... that's a bit of a shock.
Yup, but they're not. So it's all good.
 

CousinDave

Registered User
#3
Tell me about it, I'm pushing 40 with a seriously bad back
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#4
Tell me about it, I'm pushing 40 with a seriously bad back
My problem is that I'm 36 and I'm still (sometimes) dating girls in college. It was a theoretical thing before, but now I have proof positive that there is a girl that I would consider in dateable age whose father went to high school with me.

I don't know if I should stop chasing girls in college, or if I should just smile and run with it.
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
#5
I'm 31 now... And met this hot little 21 year old girl the other night... but I thought she may have been even younger... I kept thinking "Ummm... how did you sneak in here."
 

the Streif

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Donator
#6
I was 36 a few years ago and working in Juarez Mexico when I got a blow job from a girl that was.............ummmmmm..........lets just say her age was legal in Mexico.
 

lajikal

Registered User
#15
Thought pedobear was this sites mascot, maybe it was some other site.

 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
Donator
#19
Rookies. I'm dating a girl 18 years younger than me. She's 30.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#21
I'm 28 and the idea of lusting after a 21 year old feels creepy to me. I mean I know it shouldn't, but it does.
 

Poon Slayer

Reissued Regret
#22
I was 36 a few years ago and working in Juarez Mexico when I got a blow job from a girl that was.............ummmmmm..........lets just say her age was legal in Mexico.
I was on a cruise about a year and a half ago and "turned down" a girl who seemed old enough to drive.


EDIT: I forgot to mention that I'm young.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#23
If something ever happened with my wife, like if she split, died, whatever, I'd replace her with a woman no older than half my age.
 
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