So every morning, I turn on OnA, put some water on the stove for coffee, and hop on the internet for about an hour before work and read about what's going on. So I turn on the stove and go to the computer. Unfortunately, I turned on the wrong burner and my wife left a huge pan of oil or something on the stove I turned on. Smoke was coming out from under the lid and once I removed it, it scared the piss out of me as it bursted into flames. Luckily, I remembered the whole baking soda thing from 3rd grade and put it out. But now I'm battling with carbon monoxide. I'm a fucking retard. Gotta admit though, I was pretty freaked out because I wasn't too sure what to do at first.