damn the other old drunk beat me too it, since you have posted it here i will have to assume your looking for either people to laugh at you or serious advise, so as i laugh at you, i have to agree with mr president, i have a low batting average, of the 7 chicks that ive bedded 5 have told me that they were pregnant
the first one was a cunt that was also the first chick i banged, i dont know what the final truth was on that one, since she was also still fucking her old boyfreind for at least two months after she started fucking me, last i heard the abortion went well, and i ended up dateing her for 4 years.
the second one was banging me and at least one, maybe two, other guys, i broke it off with her since i was also fucking another chick (see above) i dont know what ever happened with that situation. i have to assume that either she blamed the other guy, or was just late, i would have to assume since her twat was getting such a work out it got tired and forgot to bleed on time
the third one was a fatty that i had a one night stand with, that issue also went away when i told her that the only reason i fucked her was to do it, and had no interest in any type of relationship unless of course she wanted me to fuck her again but that was that
the next one was just a nutty crack head, maybe she was pregnant maybe she wasnt, i dont know and dont care.
well then there's my wife, of all the other times i was informed of said procreation i never really believed them, till her, it was different, we had been living together for at least two years, having unprotected sex like dirty monkeys and were faith full to one another, so not only was it plausible, it was probable, and undoubtedly mine. that was 10 years ago, and ive never looked back.