FU to my neighbor's girlfriend

#1
Every once in a while I hear her doing the worst fake job while they're apparently fucking. At least I hope she's faking because it only goes on for about 2 or 3 minutes and it stops. I've heard better acting in the 8 track porn tapes.

It doesn't help of course that she's a good looking chick and he's a ricer driving douchebag. So help me, when I finally manage to get some I'm going to show them how it's supposed to be done.....

Oh and my walls aren't paper thin, so she's making an effort to do this. Just sad really.
 

the Streif

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#2
Bury a hatchet in the side of her neck. That'll solve your problem.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#3
tape it and play it back thew your stereo real loud
 
#4
Every once in a while I hear her doing the worst fake job while they're apparently fucking. At least I hope she's faking because it only goes on for about 2 or 3 minutes and it stops. I've heard better acting in the 8 track porn tapes.

It doesn't help of course that she's a good looking chick and he's a ricer driving douchebag. So help me, when I finally manage to get some I'm going to show them how it's supposed to be done.....

Oh and my walls aren't paper thin, so she's making an effort to do this. Just sad really.
Well at least he is getting some.
 

Sinn Fein

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#7
Maybe she's trying to get your attention...
 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
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#8

d0uche_n0zzle

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#11
Guess the guy has no dick, but a fat wallet. Proving once again, what's more important to some bitches.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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#13
So go over one night when needledick is out, bring a bottle o' vino, and offer to show her how it's done! (Then play the recording you made, as in Fez Man's suggestion...)
 
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