FU to my neighbor's girlfriend

Don the Radio Guy

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Every once in a while I hear her doing the worst fake job while they're apparently fucking. At least I hope she's faking because it only goes on for about 2 or 3 minutes and it stops. I've heard better acting in the 8 track porn tapes.

It doesn't help of course that she's a good looking chick and he's a ricer driving douchebag. So help me, when I finally manage to get some I'm going to show them how it's supposed to be done.....

Oh and my walls aren't paper thin, so she's making an effort to do this. Just sad really.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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tape it and play it back thew your stereo real loud
 

Zona992006

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Every once in a while I hear her doing the worst fake job while they're apparently fucking. At least I hope she's faking because it only goes on for about 2 or 3 minutes and it stops. I've heard better acting in the 8 track porn tapes.

It doesn't help of course that she's a good looking chick and he's a ricer driving douchebag. So help me, when I finally manage to get some I'm going to show them how it's supposed to be done.....

Oh and my walls aren't paper thin, so she's making an effort to do this. Just sad really.
Well at least he is getting some.
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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d0uche_n0zzle

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Guess the guy has no dick, but a fat wallet. Proving once again, what's more important to some bitches.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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So go over one night when needledick is out, bring a bottle o' vino, and offer to show her how it's done! (Then play the recording you made, as in Fez Man's suggestion...)
 

Zona992006

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I think you may have hit the nail on the head.
Or your just jealous because he is getting some and you cant? Just an observation...I heard about truckers but didn't think is was true. Who knew...?