FU to my wife for being pissed at me for laughing at midget shows

izzy izkowitz

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Fuck!! My wife insists on watching all of these freakshows on tlc. I could give a rat's ass about this shit but we either argue about what to watch or she gets pissed at me when I start laughing or making comments while all these fucking midget shows are on tv. I mean come on, some fucking mormon normal size guy being married to a 2 foot 8 dwarf if freaking hilarious. if you don't want me to laugh at this shit then give me back the remote to MY FUCKING TV and go somewhere else. does she really need midgets in high def anyway?
 

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Midgets

You're right. I hate them and their smart ass kids as well.
 

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I thought the purpose of midgets was to make us laugh.
No they hand us things so we don't have to bend down. When they aren't doing that, well then, back to the.....

 

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Why did you marry a chick that can't laugh at midgets?
 

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My wife yells at me for it too. Then I keep cracking jokes and she cant help but laugh and she gets mad at me for making her laugh. Then she changes it.
 

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My wife yells at me for it too. Then I keep cracking jokes and she cant help but laugh and she gets mad at me for making her laugh. Then she changes it.
Tell her it could be worse...you could be at a "Little people of America" convention like I was...
 

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punch her in the uterus and ask her if she think THAT'S funny.
 

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I watch those shows specifically TO laugh at all the freaks of the world, and to remind my guy over and over again that if we ever find out we're going to have a little freak of nature, he should be ready for a visit to the ol' scraper factory, if you know what I mean.
 

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I thought the purpose of midgets was to make us laugh.
exactly, one of the funiest fucking things I have ever seen was a car accident on the side of the road where this midget rear ended this 400lb sasquatch of a black woman and they were out on teh side of teh road arguing with eachother. that was just fucking classic. I almostwrecked my truck from laughing so hard.
 

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So, what you are saying, is that you are a midget yourself?
No we were visiting relatives and were the only normal heighted people other than the staff at the hotel.
 

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eh my wife keeps bitching at me to stop calling hillary a cunt
 

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No we were visiting relatives and were the only normal heighted people other than the staff at the hotel.
I bet you hated the elevator rides. "Can you push 3 for me?"
 
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