Ok, if you have one of those ringtones that plays for the people calling you (not that you, the owner of the phone hears, though you may, but that the people calling you hear), and you're over 16, get a fucking life. Returned the phone call of a potential tenant today, and they had the MNF theme playing for me. It tells me that you're not expecting serious phone calls, that you don't have enough serious people calling you that it matters to you, and that you're spending money (I have to assume) on something that does nothing but make you look/sound like white trash/ghetto trash. Big rims on your car, a shitload of pets (seriously, 5 giant fucking dogs when you RENT?), or the worst: parents who buy their kids a shitload of toys instead of spending time with them. I'm not saying I won't rent to these people, but I'm damn sure going to keep a close eye on them. This is the kind of stupid spending that red-flags for me, every fucking time. If you rent, live life like you're fucking renting.