Fuck anyone who wants to give a stranger a handshake that isn't the standard 'I extend my hand openly and you slide your flat-open hand in to mine' way. Playing pick up basketball or meeting a friend of a friend type of thing is too awkward. I don't like shaking these filthy animals hands to begin with, but I don't want to be the guy that doens't shake hands. But tonight there was the guy who "Pounds" ,the guy who just wants to shake fingertips (What is that!?), the fish-shake, and then the "We're in a treehouse, we have a secret shake" guy... who shook normally but then grabbed my fingertips and then did some sort of a pound thing. All shakes went just insanely awkward, I was like what are we doing here.. Just stick to the simple classic shake for gods sake.