FU to Not getting Paid.

lockjaaaaww

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It sucks hard not getting pay checks when I'm supposed to but at least I get them. If your going to be repeatedly late with the pay checks (sometimes for stupid reasons like forgetting to contact payroll) don't tell me stories on how you flaunt your wealth. I'd rather not hear about how you went to Boston and ate in a fancy restaurant and stayed in a fancy hotel over the weekend and bought your daughter a $2,000 purse while It's going on 3 weeks without getting my paycheck.
 

lajikal

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$2k purse, better steal that shit
 
Jun 2, 2005
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#4
I'd either walk or kill him depending on the circumstances.

If it's a job you must have (no alternatives) I'd put a box with a slot on my desk/toolbox/dashboard and every time he told me to do something tell him how much cash to drop in the box or go get himself fucked. If he gave me shit for it and threatened to fire me? I'd essentially say I was grateful for no longer having to be a slave, and ask him if his attorneys are up to speed on what happens when you wrongfully terminate someone when they demand what's rightfully their's.
 

Creasy Bear

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#5
$2k purse, better steal that shit
This.

Any boss/business owner that is flush with cash but too disorganized and/or disinterested to properly run their business... that boss/business is ripe for the plucking.

The last asshole boss who couldn't be bothered to cut me a regular paycheck... let's just say I "streamlined his inventory"... and I actually used the "surplus hardware" to open a competing business of my own.
 
Jun 2, 2005
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This.

Any boss/business owner that is flush with cash but too disorganized and/or disinterested to properly run their business... that boss/business is ripe for the plucking.

The last asshole boss who couldn't be bothered to cut me a regular paycheck... let's just say I "streamlined his inventory"... and I actually used the "surplus hardware" to open a competing business of my own.
Yup.

Depending on the type of business, inventory and clients are synonymous. This is how I run my own business now.

It's the way of the world. The king gets lazy, the smart constituents create a new, better kingdom.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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i worked for two shops that loved to dick with my money, the one shop constantly "altered" the way we got paid promising incentive bonuses only to turn around and actually dock us pay, i ended up quitting after one week they sat me and another guy down and told us that we didn't earn our money that week, (every one else got paid) they then refused to give me a receipt for the hours worked or hours produced with a written statement stating how and why i was not receiving a pay check for that week, they also loved to make us work through lunch but you had to clock out, if i forgot to clock back in they would refuse to pay me at all for the afternoon, knowing all the while i was running my self ragged. oh and the best part about that shit was that it wasn't a hole in the wall shit box shop they were a multimillion dollar top of the line shop, the week i didn't get paid? yea they took customer cars out of the paint shop so we could buff out one of the owners 40' fountan speed boat.

the last shop i worked for the owner DESPISED paying me or anyone for that matter, i cant count the number of times my paycheck would bounce, i finally had enough and confronted him about it (along with a lot of other issues) and he fired me on the spot after 12 years of working there and putting up with that shit, the only good part was that he was out of business in less than a year after firing me because he couldn't find anyone else to put up with his shit.
 

Creasy Bear

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#8
The boss I talked about in my post above... he was a fruitcake who had a fancy schmancy artistic landscape lighting business in the Hamptons on LI. I was working as his crew foreman at the time. He went away on a week long faggot ass butt pumping vacation down to the Caribbean and he left me to run the shop. He told me that that he would cut the paychecks for all of us before he left and he assured me that his office manager(his faggot ass house boy/sloppy party bottom) would bring them in on Friday.

Come Friday... of course there were no paychecks... why would you pay the guys who are running your business while you're sucking dick down in the Virgin Islands? Why would you? It took me half the day on Friday to track down the "orifice manager"(as we called the fruit), and of course he had no idea about any paychecks... not a clue. Faggot ass faggot boss finally returned TWO WEEKS LATER... two weeks of no paychecks, and gave us the, "Ooopthy daithy! It just thlipped my mind! Thorry!" Yeah... it slipped on the KY jelly is what it slipped on.

I looked at his American Express statement when it came in the mail the next month(I always read his mail... the sneaky fuck was always pulling scams), listed on his statement was over $9,000 of charges for "Food and drink- Restaurants" That fucking homoqueercicle spent nearly ten fucking grand boozing it up and stuffing gourmet food in his cock chute while he left the guys who were running his company not a single dime of the salary we busted our asses digging ditches and climbing trees for.

His business has since gone bankrupt, and his creditors hounded his ass out of town... and my little brother still runs the competing lighting company that we both started and which contributed greatly to sissy boy's downfall... and the thought of that makes me feel all warm and happylike in my guttyworks.
 
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The last oil company I worked for would basically ignore all advice given by engineers, then pocket the "left over" investor money when they drilled a "dry hole". Essentially, they would poke a hole in the ground and tell the investors there was nothing there because they were too lazy to actually produce oil and pay back investors.

Long story short all their biggest investors are now my investors, they're actually making money now, and the other fucks are circling the drain.