FU to passing out

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I go to stretch and i notice my ceiling starts moving, next thing i know I am face down in my floor with a cut on my nose and the top of my head hurting from slamming into a table. Fuck you to my stupid body
 
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You better get that ceiling checked. It shouldn't be moving.
 

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Overview, Causes, & Risk Factors
Fainting is a temporary loss of consciousness and muscle tone. It is caused by not having enough blood flow to the brain.
What is going on in the body?

When there is not enough blood flow to the brain, passing out protects the brain from damage. People who faint generally lose muscle tone and fall to the ground. When someone is lying on the ground, the blood being pumped out of the heart doesn't have to fight gravity to get to the brain. Those who faint have a relaxed body, which uses less energy. This also makes it easier for the heart to pump blood to the brain.
What are the causes and risks of the condition?


The cause of fainting may be minor or it may be life-threatening. Often, no cause can be found. The following diseases and conditions may cause fainting: anemia, or a low red blood cell count
arrhythmias, or irregular heartbeats
carotid stenosis, which is narrowing of the arteries supplying the brain
congestive heart failure, a condition in which a weakened heart fails to pump enough blood to body organs
hypoglycemia, which is a low blood sugar that occurs most often in people with diabetes
low oxygen in the blood from any cause
orthostatic hypotension, or low blood pressure that is caused by standing up too quickly
pulmonary embolus, which is a blood clot in the arteries supplying the lungs
Additional factors that can cause fainting are as follows:
dehydration
extreme fatigue
low blood pressure as a side effect of medications for high blood pressure
marked fear
pain, such as an acute injury
prolonged or severe coughing
side effects of certain medications, such as sedatives
straining to urinate or have a bowel movement
stressful events
There may be other causes as well. In some cases, no cause is found.

Symptoms & Signs
What are the signs and symptoms of the condition?


A person who faints usually becomes quite pale and may sweat heavily. The individual may be nauseated. Most people who pass out wake up in less than 2 minutes. There are several things a healthcare provider may want to know after a person has fainted, such as: how long the person was unconscious
how quickly the person felt normal again after waking up
what position the person was in before fainting
whether the person felt dizzy or light-headed before passing out
whether the person has fainted before
whether there was any strong emotion, pain, or fatigue before the person fainted
The healthcare provider will also ask about other medical conditions. The provider will want to know what medications the person is taking. All of these things can be clues as to the cause of the fainting.
 
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Overview, Causes, & Risk Factors
Fainting is a temporary loss of consciousness and muscle tone. It is caused by not having enough blood flow to the brain.
What is going on in the body?

When there is not enough blood flow to the brain, passing out protects the brain from damage. People who faint generally lose muscle tone and fall to the ground. When someone is lying on the ground, the blood being pumped out of the heart doesn't have to fight gravity to get to the brain. Those who faint have a relaxed body, which uses less energy. This also makes it easier for the heart to pump blood to the brain.
What are the causes and risks of the condition?


The cause of fainting may be minor or it may be life-threatening. Often, no cause can be found. The following diseases and conditions may cause fainting: anemia, or a low red blood cell count
arrhythmias, or irregular heartbeats
carotid stenosis, which is narrowing of the arteries supplying the brain
congestive heart failure, a condition in which a weakened heart fails to pump enough blood to body organs
hypoglycemia, which is a low blood sugar that occurs most often in people with diabetes
low oxygen in the blood from any cause
orthostatic hypotension, or low blood pressure that is caused by standing up too quickly
pulmonary embolus, which is a blood clot in the arteries supplying the lungs
Additional factors that can cause fainting are as follows:
dehydration
extreme fatigue
low blood pressure as a side effect of medications for high blood pressure
marked fear
pain, such as an acute injury
prolonged or severe coughing
side effects of certain medications, such as sedatives
straining to urinate or have a bowel movement
stressful events
There may be other causes as well. In some cases, no cause is found.

Symptoms & Signs
What are the signs and symptoms of the condition?


A person who faints usually becomes quite pale and may sweat heavily. The individual may be nauseated. Most people who pass out wake up in less than 2 minutes. There are several things a healthcare provider may want to know after a person has fainted, such as: how long the person was unconscious
how quickly the person felt normal again after waking up
what position the person was in before fainting
whether the person felt dizzy or light-headed before passing out
whether the person has fainted before
whether there was any strong emotion, pain, or fatigue before the person fainted
The healthcare provider will also ask about other medical conditions. The provider will want to know what medications the person is taking. All of these things can be clues as to the cause of the fainting.
But what would cause your ceiling to move like that? ;)
 
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if you passed out just from stress, i would be unconcious 99% of the time
But we're not talking about ordinary stress, we're talking about 'my neighbors are black' stress.

Edit::action-sm
 

Fuck Crosby

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But we're not talking about ordinary stress, we're talking about 'my neighbors are black' stress.

Edit::action-sm
Exactly. But it really wasn't stress related. I've been pretty sick lately, I just stretched out and was looking up and got light headed and then decided to crash into the floor.
 
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Looking through Norton's post, does anything apply to you?

I chuckled when I read that you can faint from taking a shit... there have been times I thought I would pop an artery.:mad4:
 

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ive never passed out sober, came close one morning at work, got tunnel vision saw blue stars ect... but didnt fall all the way over, i did pass out doing whippets once, that was funny, but i chipped a toof and scratched my glasses
 

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last dude i saw pass out was in front of me at a funeral... but his best friend was in the box... so Im guessin that contributed.

I get low blood sugar alot ... justlast night i went to see Mr,Woodcock and i started getting shakey in the movie andthe concession stands had already closed... i was a shakey dizzy mess till i got home and my girl filled me with candy corns and homemade chilli:)
 
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Hmm, i had that happen once. Stood up to go get something and then woke up on the floor... woo passing out for 20 minutes.
 
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Looking through Norton's post, does anything apply to you?

I chuckled when I read that you can faint from taking a shit... there have been times I thought I would pop an artery.:mad4:
My friend's sister broke her nose that way. She strained too hard, passed out and broke her nose when she landed on the floor. Kinda funny but not really.
 

Haeder

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Did you smell Febreeze just before you knocked out?

If so, you might be suffering from "Earl Douglas Syndrome". No cure. Sorry.
 

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I go to stretch and i notice my ceiling starts moving, next thing i know I am face down in my floor with a cut on my nose and the top of my head hurting from slamming into a table. Fuck you to my stupid body
Oh snap, i did that too once, only i was on angel dust and coke, and weed. lol

I woke up 40 secs later on the floor with my gf at the time asking if im ok.

And i peed myself, lol
 

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I go to stretch and i notice my ceiling starts moving, next thing i know I am face down in my floor with a cut on my nose and the top of my head hurting from slamming into a table. Fuck you to my stupid body
Are you a great big fat person?
 

kloraferm

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Been there (was sober as can be), but I've got the nice ol' scar on my chin as a permanant keepsake.
 

Fuck Crosby

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No I'm not fat, and I don't think it was a seizure, I just got lightheaded from sitting down, and stood up to quick, and then back down into the floor.