FU to shark week

CougarHunter

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ENOUGH ABOUT THE SHARKS!

Shark week was tireing by Tuesday. 24 hour shark programming sucks ass. At least throw some How its Made, Dirty Jobs, or Survivorman in there in the mornings to break it up, Christ!

By Wednesday, I started to realize just how much I watched Discovery channel before. I only watch 4 channels, Discovery, Food Network, The Travel Channel and the Hitler Channel. Occasionaly look at HGTV and thats it.

TV has been outright sucking this week. And enough wall to wall on the fucking bridge collapse! Can't even watch the news channel and see news!
 

DanaReevesLungs

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I have to disagree with you on this one sir. Shark week and the new shit they educate you on about sharks is very fucking intriguing. Some of it is a little tiresome, but overall I'm enjoying it.
 

Buster H

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Try flipping over to the Science channel if you have it. There were 3 episodes of survivorman on this morning followed by a few "how it's made"
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i have to agree some of the shows just re hash the same shit over and over i think some of the writing is a little "dumbed down" and the some of the narration is a little too sensationalized, i miss coustou
 

Mommadeez4u

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so it turns out sharks are basically prehistoric eating machines, who knew?
 

Salem

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Imagine this...dont like it? change the fucking channel. They produce shark week for a reason. It sells. Major ratings boost. Ive been watching it all week. Its amazing the things they have discovered since last year alone. Sure some of the shows are gonna be dull but they cant have 24/7 full of intriguing programming. Even the porn channel has some "not my style" kind of programming that we all could do without right?
 

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shark week rules. It's only for one week a year. How many channels are there? So change the channel.
 

Buster H

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shark week rules. It's only for one week a year. How many channels are there? So change the channel.
when it was just the Discovery Channel, I hated shark week too. Now that there are 3 or 4 offshoots of DSC that I can watch, it doesn't bother me.

Ugh, I remember when they used to do Egypt week too. That would get tiresome.
 

Stormrider666

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so it turns out sharks are basically prehistoric eating machines, who knew?
Yeah but just remember more people kill sharks each year than sharks kill people. It seems everytime you're watching a Shark Week program, they need to remind you of that fact every chance they get. Even though half of their programs involve sharks attacking people. I watched th "Ocean of Fear" on Sunday, about the USS Indianapolois and maybe one other shark related program, that was about it.
 

WonkaVision

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The Survivorman did a shark week episode which was terrible. He painted 3 dummy's different colors to see if sharks responded to any. Apparently, when swimming with sharks, don't paint your entire body bright yellow.

Shark week sucks.
 

tripwire519

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there is other channels available to me ? whats this nonsense you spout.


Discovery is the ONLY channel on my satellite.


People have tried to change it before... they didn't live to talk about it.
 

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I am honestly tired of sharks...I want to know about things like those huge freak bugs in Iraq, Big Trantulas, and the Negroes
 

CougarHunter

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I'm sure they do have other Discovery channels on digital cable. Keep in mind, we have deficient cable here in sunny Kansas. Discovery Health is the only other one they have. Some broad got cunt cancer? Grrrrreat... Must see viewing right there. The Indianapolis show was good, but longer than hell. I was beginning to think it was in real time.

Negro week! That's where the real terror lies. I'd watch that, but really it would just be a marathon of Cops, Flavor of Love and Yo Mama. All availiable on the channels I wish I didn't have.