FU to students with communicable diseases

DrumCorpsAlum

is an asshole
Apr 14, 2007
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Camden, SC
#1
I had three students with MRSA the past two weeks, and now I have a "suspicious rash."

Fuck.
 

JimsInfectedEye

That's very hurtful, sir.
May 21, 2005
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Philadelphia
#5
"And you don't even get to have sex with the person in order to catch this disease? Sometimes I really hate nature."

Gotta love The Onion.

If its any consolation, my hospital stay for MRSA infection was only 4 days and the surgery scars look like bullet holes.