FU To The Catholic "Father" of the funeral I went to today.

Beeman99

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First off, this cunt was east indian, so you couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.

Second, this funeral was for a friend of mines mom, dad, and grandma that all died in a plane crash last sunday. She's 22, but she has 4 other sisters going all the way down to 14 that are now orphans. It's a horrible situation, and I feel like shit about it. So what does this east indian "father" fucking do, he has a sermon prepared at the funeral that spent more fucking time preaching about how joy only comes from God, then church, then family. That's fine. But then he started to yell and rant about how Casinos, bars, etc are the devils work and bring no one joy. WTF IS THAT ABOUT?????? These 5 girls lost their parents and grandma, and this stupid cunt fuck sand coon was yapping about bullshit that didn't matter, and was honestly offensive in my mind to the grief the family is feeling.

Third, I spent his whole sermon, then at the graveyard, then at the reception, thinking of ways to fucking kill him painfully. If I go to "hell" for that, good, hope they have beer/


FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING SAND COON CATHOLIC FATHER DOUCHEBAG. DIE!!!!
 

Kris_LTRMa

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I'm really sorry for your loss ... what a horrible sermon ... what the fuck does any of that have to do with the loss of a family in a plane crash? The sermon is supposed to comfort the remainder of the family and the rest of the mourners. I can't see what comfort would be derived from his sermon. Someone should complain!

As for not understanding him, that unfortunately is what's happening today - American boys don't want to be priests so they have to bring over foreigners. My parish has a Haitian, a Peruvian, a Filipino & one American. Oh and an Italian comes on Sunday. I spend all day on Saturday answering the question 'what mass is fr. rob doing'.
 

Glenn Dandy

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I was atone once for a friend that Od'ed and the cunt talked about the evils of drugs for a fucking hour... DONT USE PEOPLES LOSS TO SPOUT YOUR BULLSHIT FUCKERS!

A funeral is suppose to be a last hopefully good feeling about the loss.. not,,,, yeah this dumb fuck did drugs now hes a dead asshole.


What a cock!

I feel for ya Bee.
 

Fruit Monkey

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Last time i was in church for a regular mass all the did was ask why the collection plate was so low,,,, AINT BEEN BACK SINCE! that was about 10 years ago
 

Beeman99

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It was a very nice and emotional service when the family was speaking and eulogies were being read. But once that cunt dune coon stood up there in his shitty english and started his sermon, I was red in the face and wanted to kill him. It's not about you and your hate for anything fun fucktard, you are supposed to comfort the families. Just a bad day all around.

Worst part was I didn't bring it up with anyone else today, not the time or place for that, but I'm sure others feel the same way I do. I need a beer
 

Beeman99

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Last time i was in church for a regular mass all the did was ask why the collection plate was so low,,,, AINT BEEN BACK SINCE! that was about 10 years ago
I hate church as well, and I feel uncomfortable in them, but for things like today, I go no questions asked. But it's after times like today that I am happy I'm not religious .
 

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It was a very nice and emotional service when the family was speaking and eulogies were being read. But once that cunt dune coon stood up there in his shitty english and started his sermon, I was red in the face and wanted to kill him. It's not about you and your hate for anything fun fucktard, you are supposed to comfort the families. Just a bad day all around.

Worst part was I didn't bring it up with anyone else today, not the time or place for that, but I'm sure others feel the same way I do. I need a beer
hoist one in memory of the deceased
 

Beeman99

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hoist one in memory of the deceased

that I will be doing.

I was amazed by all the girls though, they held it together all day, I honestly don't know how I'd be in their situation.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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oh ive seen that shit plenty of times, the fucking catholic preist that was at my grandmother's funeral never even met her and would not start untill he was paid. my old boss's daughter died (od/suicide/undeterminand) right before she died she got tied up with some bullshit church of pay me now get salvation horse shit church, i didn't go to the service but all he did was preach about the evils of drugs and how his church was the path to salvation and had the fucking balls to pass around a collection plate at the funeral under the guise of "its for (name withheld)" guess what that money went right into his pocket.
FUCK ALL CHURCHES
 

Beeman99

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I'd rather be a fucking heathen then catholic after today
 

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My uncle died suddenly this spring and the priest who did the Mass was kinda douchey. I can't put a fine point on it, but I remember all my family saying how they wished they'd gotten someone better. Nothing really comforting or uplifting at all, which is sad since the sudden loss of the first son of the family and deceased dad's namesake of a very close family was a horrible shock. And as for the foreign priests. we've got some kinda west african or something at my church. I can't STAND going to mass when he says it because one, he's Mumbles Menino and two, his accent is so thick, the first problem is exacerbated by the later. The chuch has caught on, tho, and doesn't publish a mass schedule with the priests. You've gotta take your chances and hope that Sunday you've got the upbeat, local boy offering services for your soul.
 

HummerTuesdays

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The chuch has caught on, tho, and doesn't publish a mass schedule with the priests. You've gotta take your chances and hope that Sunday you've got the upbeat, local boy offering services for your soul.
I'd start leaving the tithe in my pocket if I was unlucky enought to get someone like that saying mass. Of course, I've decided it's not worth the chance, so I haven't been to a Sunday mass in almost 20 years.
 

Myhairygrundle

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Priests not from America are definately different. I wish the Church would keep them in their country of origin.

Find and old Irish or Italian priest and they can do a proper funeral Mass.

Sorry it turned out so crappy.

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Salem

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First off, this cunt was east indian, so you couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.

Second, this funeral was for a friend of mines mom, dad, and grandma that all died in a plane crash last sunday. She's 22, but she has 4 other sisters going all the way down to 14 that are now orphans. It's a horrible situation, and I feel like shit about it. So what does this east indian "father" fucking do, he has a sermon prepared at the funeral that spent more fucking time preaching about how joy only comes from God, then church, then family. That's fine. But then he started to yell and rant about how Casinos, bars, etc are the devils work and bring no one joy. WTF IS THAT ABOUT?????? These 5 girls lost their parents and grandma, and this stupid cunt fuck sand coon was yapping about bullshit that didn't matter, and was honestly offensive in my mind to the grief the family is feeling.

Third, I spent his whole sermon, then at the graveyard, then at the reception, thinking of ways to fucking kill him painfully. If I go to "hell" for that, good, hope they have beer/


FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING SAND COON CATHOLIC FATHER DOUCHEBAG. DIE!!!!
Beer is beer down there. Only thing is....its warm. Fuck it. Ill meet ya there though. Keep ya head up man. Thats a ruff situation.